The news coming out of FC Halifax today is that manager Neil Aspin has been sacked as the manager of FC Halifax after the chairman came home to find the manager was in the middle of very rough *** with his wife. Aspin, 47, has denied that he knew that she was the wife of the chairman but his decision still stands to sack Aspin. It was unveiled today that new manager Ryan Loft, 19, will replace Aspin as the new manager, Loft, 19, has no recent experience as a manager, in fact he plays Sunday League Football for a team called Multiple Scorgasms FC. He hasn't made one appearance this season, mainly he is seen preparing the water bottles for the team at half time. But now Ryan has got a dream job any manager would love to have. He had to tell the team that he will be quitting the side, this came after the appointing to FC Halifax and off the back of a 69 streak game without a goal or a win for Multiple Scorgasms FC. He broke the news after a 54-0 loss to Ball Busters FC. Ryan will take his first competitive game in charge this weekend against Bradford PA. He had one thing to say in his short press conference. "FC Halifax will be playing 4-4-*******-2".
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