For World Cup Noobs...

[Ride The Walrus]

http://www.theonion.com/interactive/the-onion-sports-introduction-to-world-cup-soccer,17558/#

Thhat should explain everything

 

[LewisGD]

"The "Keeper" or "Goaltender" is allowed to dress differently than his teammates, but the other team usually figures out which side he’s on anyway" Hah.

I love the Onion <3

 

[belz]

lol, americans..

 

[Ride The Walrus]

"Ball may be thrown in from this sideline area using the hands, but from there entire sport goes right downhill" Hehehehe

 

[belz]

lol, and under "sports" you get the all-american sports like basebal, basketball etc, and "women's sports/soccer" omg (H)

 

[Midge]

I love the onion :L

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

lol nice find

 

[KevyMatts]

lol nice find stupid yanks

uncall for.

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

uncall for.

Fair point post edited

 

[unknown111222]

"specially marked diving zone" LOL!