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f*I know I recently started another story just yesterday, I did a lot of the season and forgot to save and I was so ****** I cba to start again, so heres a new one holidayed to August 2nd 2011*
"I can't quite remember what happened really, all I know is my Bahrainian mother seeked asylum in Spain, she met my father, a talented football coach Pédro and fell in love, however after a while my mother found out Pédro had been cheating on her, so she left him and went to Madrid to pursue work and make it, however she found out she was pregnant, of course Pédro wanted nothing to do with it and broke contact with me and here I am, 35-years-old and ready to start the journey of my life, it's the 2nd August 2011 and I have just signed and sealed my deal to make me the new manager of Russian Football Club giants CSKA Moscow.
My name is Reese La Roque, my mother died two years ago in a terror attack when visiting friends in Bahrain, and my father... well I've never met my father, this is the story of how I look to conquer the world and prove my father that I never needed him, this is the beginning of my story...."
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BOOZE, DRUGS, SCANDAL!
1st August 2011; DAILY RUSSIAN SPORT
Reigning CSKA Moscow Leonid Slutskiy has been relieved of his duties immediately after evidence and witnesses came forward with video evidence, pictures and dna samples to prove that te former CSKA Moscow manager had been out late at a friends house, drinking and then went out to snort over what is believed to be "70k's worth of pure columbian cocaine" and also then went on sexually harrass a few of his friends sisters and he has been arrested immediately pending further enquiries but rumour has it Slutskiy is pleading guilty to all charges and could be sent down for a longe stretch.
In a statement released from the CSKA board about the whole thing they said, "We would like to assure all of our fans and the football community we would not condone this sort of action from anyone and he has been sacked with immediate effect. We already have a replacement lined up and there will be more about the appoint on the club website at 3pm tommorow afternoon.
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Unproven Bahrainian gets the job?!
2nd August 2011; DAILY RUSSIAN SPORT
Earlier this afternoon, CSKA Moscow Chairman Yevgeni Gilner announced that the new manager of the Russian Football Club would be relatively unknown Bahrainian manager Reese La Roque, the Bahrainian is half Spanish and it is rumoured his father is meant to be Pédro La Roque, the famous coach, however nothing is confirmed. Reports say that he has been given a tidy £25 million pound transfer budget to sign in the players necessary to obtain the League and Russian Cup and possibly go as far as they can in the Champions League. They currently find themelves sat in 2nd place behind Spartak Moscow and face Fakel at home in the Russian Cup.
The transfer window is open and some targets have been named as transfer listed Brazillian Nilmar of Villareal, David Albelda of Valencia and a shock rumour about a link between Danny Welbeck, the unsettled Manchester United striker, reports are blurry but when details are announced they will be posted.
La Roque's only managerial experiences have been in Spanish youth football, winning numerous regional champions with low level sides, and also coaching the Bahrain national youth team for a few years, he only said that "I am delighted to be here, it's a dream come true, I will not be shy, I will look to spend money and let the media know what I'm doing, I want the club to know I'm more than just a manager and I look forward to meeting up with already a star studded side.
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"I can't quite remember what happened really, all I know is my Bahrainian mother seeked asylum in Spain, she met my father, a talented football coach Pédro and fell in love, however after a while my mother found out Pédro had been cheating on her, so she left him and went to Madrid to pursue work and make it, however she found out she was pregnant, of course Pédro wanted nothing to do with it and broke contact with me and here I am, 35-years-old and ready to start the journey of my life, it's the 2nd August 2011 and I have just signed and sealed my deal to make me the new manager of Russian Football Club giants CSKA Moscow.
My name is Reese La Roque, my mother died two years ago in a terror attack when visiting friends in Bahrain, and my father... well I've never met my father, this is the story of how I look to conquer the world and prove my father that I never needed him, this is the beginning of my story...."
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BOOZE, DRUGS, SCANDAL!
1st August 2011; DAILY RUSSIAN SPORT
Reigning CSKA Moscow Leonid Slutskiy has been relieved of his duties immediately after evidence and witnesses came forward with video evidence, pictures and dna samples to prove that te former CSKA Moscow manager had been out late at a friends house, drinking and then went out to snort over what is believed to be "70k's worth of pure columbian cocaine" and also then went on sexually harrass a few of his friends sisters and he has been arrested immediately pending further enquiries but rumour has it Slutskiy is pleading guilty to all charges and could be sent down for a longe stretch.
In a statement released from the CSKA board about the whole thing they said, "We would like to assure all of our fans and the football community we would not condone this sort of action from anyone and he has been sacked with immediate effect. We already have a replacement lined up and there will be more about the appoint on the club website at 3pm tommorow afternoon.
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Unproven Bahrainian gets the job?!
2nd August 2011; DAILY RUSSIAN SPORT
Earlier this afternoon, CSKA Moscow Chairman Yevgeni Gilner announced that the new manager of the Russian Football Club would be relatively unknown Bahrainian manager Reese La Roque, the Bahrainian is half Spanish and it is rumoured his father is meant to be Pédro La Roque, the famous coach, however nothing is confirmed. Reports say that he has been given a tidy £25 million pound transfer budget to sign in the players necessary to obtain the League and Russian Cup and possibly go as far as they can in the Champions League. They currently find themelves sat in 2nd place behind Spartak Moscow and face Fakel at home in the Russian Cup.
The transfer window is open and some targets have been named as transfer listed Brazillian Nilmar of Villareal, David Albelda of Valencia and a shock rumour about a link between Danny Welbeck, the unsettled Manchester United striker, reports are blurry but when details are announced they will be posted.
La Roque's only managerial experiences have been in Spanish youth football, winning numerous regional champions with low level sides, and also coaching the Bahrain national youth team for a few years, he only said that "I am delighted to be here, it's a dream come true, I will not be shy, I will look to spend money and let the media know what I'm doing, I want the club to know I'm more than just a manager and I look forward to meeting up with already a star studded side.
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