Funny Cultural Insults

[Div_Muzza]

After Tevez called Neville a boot licker I saw this in the paper of some insults from other countries. Some funny some quite serious. My personal favoure has to be the Sweeden one.

Croatia - I wish you had died yerterday, peasant
Romania - I dry my underpants on your mothers cross
Estonia - You are someone who waves back at Telletubbies
Belarus - May your children jump in a minefeild
Bulgaria - Your an unsightly hunch-backed gay leper.
Russia - I hope your childred deficate in your beetroot soup.
Sweeden - I will kill you will you sleep
Holland - Your mothers so ugly the neighbors break in to shut the curtains
Slovenia - If brains were dynamint you couldnt even blow your nose
Japan - I hope you die on the toilet
Philippines - You reek of belly buttons
Albania - May the magpies drink from your brains
Serbia - Drop dead you red neck ox
Syria - Youre mother had relations with a monkey
India - Nibble on the black dirt under my toenails you son of a *****
Bangladesh - Youre dad sells underwear on the market
Morocco - I urinate on you from my roof
Maori - Boil your head in the urine of kiwi birds
Portugal - Parp in your own bathwater and make foul bubbles
Pakistan - I will have knowlego of your mother on the sinbad amusment rides tonight

 

[Dunc]

Bulgaria wins IMO.

 

[JP Woody]

I like the Japan and Bangladesh ones best.

 

[Jake]

Bulgaria - Your an unsightly hunch-backed gay leper.
Philippines - You reek of belly buttons
Bangladesh - Youre dad sells underwear on the market
Morocco - I urinate on you from my roof
Pakistan - I will have knowlego of your mother on the sinbad amusment rides tonight

i lol'd

Portugal - Parp in your own bathwater and make foul bubbles

is it wrong that i do this regularly....?

 

[DMF]

I lol'd at Morocco, and Estonia.
haha

 

[HarryinHD]

Morocco XD

 

[Finn]

Morrocco lol

 

[Philbus]

Pakistan haha

 

[Ultimate FM Fan]

i just had to lol at
Boil your head in the urine of kiwi birds

 

[Div_Muzza]

Anyone know any others?

 

[Deleted member 79730]

estonia, belarus and the phillipines are the best

 

[swfc1234]

Bangaladesh and Estonia for me lol

 

[Scott]

welcome back Joe. tht is important. enjoy the game the other week..

WAYNE ROONEY

 

[StuW]

Estonia - You are someone who waves back at Telletubbies
Bulgaria - Your an unsightly hunch-backed gay leper.
Holland - Your mothers so ugly the neighbors break in to shut the curtains
Slovenia - If brains were dynamint you couldnt even blow your nose
Japan - I hope you die on the toilet
India - Nibble on the black dirt under my toenails you son of a *****
Bangladesh - Youre dad sells underwear on the market
Morocco - I urinate on you from my roof
Portugal - Parp in your own bathwater and make foul bubbles

I lol'd at those.....I have said Holland's one to someone before....went down well. India's is rank rotten, and Morocco's is down right hilarious....the worst thing is, where I live there are Moroccans not too far from me, and they probably would do that...:O

 

[bcfc]

Morocco is the best, Japan is funny though ^^)

 

[Kris]

Estonia - You are someone who waves back at Telle tubbies

Stealing that.

 

[Redrup]

Belarus is just brilliant.

 

[shootie]

I pmsl at Morocco XD

 

[fatshit]

I pmsl at Morocco XD

Did you **** yourself laughing off a rooftop?

 

[The FM Guru]

Morocco is genius