funny google suggestions

[luke797]

http://suggestoftheday.com/

my faviourites are
why does my ... belly button smell
can monkeys ... and humans mate?
my hedgehog ... hates me
why is there a ... dead pakistani on my couch

 

[Jamie F]

who ordered the arabian terrorist
why am I retarded
why do I **** my sister
who invented crispy bacon

 

[fatshit]

Who ordered the poo poo platter?
Why do planes crash?
I need to get laid.
Where can I find Chuck Norris?
Do Midgets have Night vision?

 

[Jamie F]

Do midgets have night vision= hilarious lol

 

[luke797]

Do midgets have night vision= hilarious lol

the other ones u get by typing "do midgets" are funny too
do midgets ...have knees
do midgets ...have small *******
do midgets ... go to jail
do midgets ... have midget children
do midgets ... get druck faster
do midgets ... eat less
do midgets ...bite
do midgets .. live long

 

[JP Woody]

How many bits of Lego can you stick up your ***.
Why do Indians buy so much milk.
Why do women lie.
Can i eat my Sperm.
How to grow weed.
Why is my goldfish turning black.
Why are Mexicans ugly.
Do Women fart.