Funny/Random things in FM2013

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My first pressconference in charge of Real Madrid. Bruno, brazilian striker whom is 20 years old, plays for Real Madrid C and has the potential of becoming a good third division player. Whereas Higuain is a striker of World Class and capable of 20 goals a season. But as Bruno left the club the press feels that it might be time for a younger player like, for example, Gonzalo Higuain to get chance. Well Sir, that might happen.
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Málaga was about to take on Spartak Moscow in the Champions League qualifiers. Tough task in hand for an economically struggling Málaga, whom had seven(!) vital players injured. Biggest trouble was deciding whom would get the chance up front with Javier Saviola, Julio Baptista, Roque Santa Cruz and Seba Fernandez all out injured. They opted to go with the american central defender Oguchi Onyewu up front, whom had the qualifications to play as a striker, but ony as "Awkward". The match kicked off and Málaga put up a flying start with the central... I mean striker of the day Oguchi Onyewu grabbing the first goal of the game after only three minutes. 10 minutes later and Málaga was awarded a penalty. Everyone turned their atention towards Isco and Joaquin whom was about to take it? Onyewu had none of it, stepped up and slotted the penalty home. With an low 6 in Penalty taking, 6 in Finishing and 8 in Composure. Málaga won the match 2-0 with Onyewu playing the whole match up front and ending the match with a rating of 9,00.

Saviola, Baptista, Santa Cruz and Seba, missed? Naah, we have Onyewu.
 
Jonny Evans just scored 6 (!) goals for me against Everton, all on headers off of corners taken by our Barcelona-bred winger, Gerard Deulofeu. Four of them came in the first 22 minutes of the match. He also drew a penalty and got his marker sent off (penalty duly converted by Fabio). Combine that with a clean sheet on the other end, and he rated a perfect 10 for the night.

I have no idea how this happened--my corner set-up is pretty good (Phil Jones and Chris Smalling scored a slew of goals for me last season) but nothing special. But as we beat the Toffees 8-0, and are still down a few points to Chelsea in the title race, I rather wish he could have saved a couple for our recent draws. Anyway, I am quite pleased and extremely confused.
 
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Cristiano Ronaldo was stepping up to take the penalty and just as he was about to run towards the ball Higuaín ran infront of him just standing there. Ronaldo ignored his teammate and ran beside him slotting the ball home past the Granada keeper.



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Reminds me of the old joke: "Doctor, doctor, I have five penises." "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."
 
Freekick for my team just inside the opponent's half. Played into the box, my player takes it down brilliantly, knocks it past the keeper... and stops the ball on the line and runs into the goal. A defender trying to get back then puts it over the line.

OK then.
 
Playing with my beloved Real Madrid, nothing out of the ordinary until I go over to England to check the League table. (1st season) Nothing that really stands out at first sight, well... Yeah except for Arsenal being 18th and Chelsea 14th. Both Wenger and Benitez are close to getting sacked, didn't get better when Arsenal lost at home against Reading. Only October and a lot of football to be played before the end of the season but I'm getting ready to firstly set up a meeting with Florentino Perez and thereafter start making some phonecalls to agents all over England. Hello there, Cazorla, Mata, Hazard.... (6)
 
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Málaga facing AC Milan in the Champions League. 0-0 after 90+1 minutes played, and then Milan is awarded a penalty. Mario Balotelli, 20 penalty taking 16 composure and 15 finishing, is stepping up to take the penalty. A sidenote is the fact that Mario Balotelli has never missed a penalty during his whole professional footballing career. The outcome? He misses, yeah right.

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Im facing Ajax in the Champions League with my Real Madrid. I've owned the whole game but without having any major chances to score. At 54 minutes all goal cavalcade starts. It begins with Kaká making it 1-0 in the 54:th minute, 2-0 comes from Álvaro Morata in the 55:th minute. Ajax draw one back in the 56:th minute from Sigtorsson before Kaká makes it 3-1 from the penaltyspot in the 58:th minute. 5 minutes of madness and after that the rest of the match is played without any major chances. Gotta love the madness sometimes!

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