Greater Manchester Police tweeting all 999 incidents today

[Joss]

Lol:

call 2184 Complaint about police policy #gmp24

 

[pistolped7]

call 2186 Allotment sheds broken into, Salford #gmp24

 

[gavstacey]

FFS i can never get any privacy

call 2204 man masturbating in public toilet, Trafford #gmp24

call 2240 youths riding motorcycle in Boggart Hole Clough Park #gmp24
This happens everyday in my town and nothing is ever done

 

[Joss]

call 2226 Theft of fire extinguisher from building site, Wigan

 

[nilelg5]

do you call the number on your mobile phone?

 

[gavstacey]

call 2237 horse running around gardens in Heywood #gmp24

 

[TheHelpfulDevil]

what a waste of public funds.......mind you some of them are quite funny!

 

[gavstacey]

Not really a waste of public funds though they are only doing it until midnight then it wont happen again they just want to make the public aware of the amount of calls they get about rubbish.

 

[Ed Syers]

They just read some on 5live, at the same time as me reading them... spooky :O

 

[jose22]

Call 2381 woman leaves cannabis by till at shop in Manchester #gmp24

lol how stupid can you get xD

 

[dannyck]

haha reading some of these is hilarious, but seriously its silly the amount of call they get, that must take so much legwork

 

[khemo]

Call 384 report of man holding baby over bridge - police immediately attended and it was man carrying dog that doesn't like bridges #gmp24

LMAO <)

HAHAHA this is crazy

 

[gavstacey]

Theres pretty much 1 every 30 seconds about youths throwing fireworks / stones or causing disturbance. Its crazy.

 

[Alex]

LOL

call 1569 advice regarding bank account in Rochdale #gmp24

 

[Lee]

do you call the number on your mobile phone?

Serious? oO)

By number do you mean 999?

 

[gavstacey]

Lmao this is one of my favs.
Call 046 - Drug dealer caught possessing cannabis. He has promised to stop possessing it as soon as possible. #gmp24

 

[Cal.]

The fake accounts, like GMP24_0 are more entertaining imo