" I have never had a manager, who while I'm standing in the shower cleaning my balls, tells me I'm the best player in the world. He did that. I'll never forget about it."
It seems the last few I posted were a bit too hard
A really easy one:
Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep.
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-****-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in MY world now, grandma!
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Clue: the film's title has 2 words, H...... G........