Idiot footballer who caurse injuries

[chappazz88]

omg i didnt know what a banjo string was

just found out a mate told me,all i can say is god bless you friend,hope he ok

oooooouch

 

[DMF]

i have never broken a bone in my body (touchwood) I have played professional Rugby for years and Premier club football! i have dislocated my thumbs from snowboarding! 3 times each! i had a haemotoma in my ankle from rugby, my collar bones have crossed each other (just nerve damage) water on the knee! couple of sprains here and there! but i have been lucky! i am a machine though so....
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A haematoma is a fancy word for a bruise lol..

Was it bleeding within the joint?

 

[WeLoveTheSaints!]

I have a long list of injuries and still somehow playing football. Broken all my fingers, broken cheekbone, fractured skull, groin strain, broke my leg and knee, cruciate ligament damage, broke the same metatarsal 3 times. I'm only 15 and still playing football. And had 3 surgery and just got back to playing football after 2 years missing out I'm goalkeeper.

 

[Average Joe]

omg i didnt know what a banjo string was

just found out a mate told me,all i can say is god bless you friend,hope he ok

oooooouch

Hahaha, I know its not football related BUT IT CAN HAPPEN!

 

[Stann]

Started playing again? No way could you even run again after that?

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started playing again couldn't stay away

Started playing again? No way could you even run again after that?

 

[KingOfJC]

Started playing again? No way could you even run again after that?

Nah it's not really like that, generally just have a huge scar left behind.

 

[Jasonlfc96]

My worst injury was a sprained wrist and watching my Dad snap his tendon playing dad's V Lad's kick about with my sunday league side

 

[Stann]

Nah it's not really like that, generally just have a huge scar left behind.

Meant the thread starter!

 

[Chris]

Never broken a bone (touch wood) but I have:

Pulled my hamstring numerous times.
Sprained my ankle numerous times.
Sprained my wrist numerous times.

A bit pathetic, I know. (All while playing football)

 

[Stann]

Fractured ribs, walking into a retracting door when drunk!
Broken jaw playing rugby, back of someones boot in my face while attempting a tap tackle.
Shattered heel simply stopping quickly playing football, most painful, and lingered for years after - recently diagnosed as having a floating bit of bone in my heel, which got extracted using some clever radiation technique which I cannot really explain.

Think it's safe to say I should have drunk more milk when I was younger.