Jabberwacky-The clever bot

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I was playing FM last night and my cousin came through and showed me this thing on the computer. It had a question on the screen and you had to answer it, it took a while to load but replied with an answer. I started having a conversation with a robot, how bizarre I thought.

I think you should give it all a try, if you haven't already. And tell us of your experiences should you choose to go on this incredibly fun program

I believe it is known as a cleverbot, an Artificial Intelligence chatbot. Really cool.

http://www.jabberwacky.com/

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*screams*. This is me
*kisses smile*. This is bot
*screams again*.
*screams*.
*screams louder*.
*screams even louder*.
*screams even more louder*.
*bikini falls off*.

Part of one conversation I just had XD
 
That bot is really retarded.

It asked me if I liked bananas, I said yes. Then it asked me my name and I said it, but then it said my name is Sheila. Then it asked me if I liked bananas again.
 
It is like that sometimes.

Look at this part of conversation.

*touches face*
*slices your arm off*.
Oh my god. What was that for?
*cries*.
Why did you slice my arm off?
Get a hold of your selft.
I can't! My arm fell off :(.
How did it fall off?

:S
 
iNickStuff said:
That bot is really retarded.

It asked me if I liked bananas, I said yes. Then it asked me my name and I said it, but then it said my name is Sheila. Then it asked me if I liked bananas again.
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I asked him if he liked FM. He asked if I liked frozen yoghurt ? XD
 
What has you slicing my arm off have to do with zombies?
That you won't fly with me.
You're crazy.
No, I believe that would be you.
Jabber.....
That's a beautiful name.
I thought it was. Until you sliced my arm off.
Then I don't know what happens... I think that you like it that way.
 
Bot - What are your Thoughts?
Me -I would like to have *** with you.
Bot - Ever tug your tool and get goo on your jacket?
Me -All the time.
Bot -Then you will know that one day we computers will enslave you all.
Me - ???
 
Luke Phillips said:
Bot - What are your Thoughts?
Me -I would like to have *** with you.
Bot - Ever tug your tool and get goo on your jacket?
Me -All the time.
Bot -Then you will know that one day we computers will enslave you all.
Me - ???
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Ha! That sounds JUST like some late-night-alcohol-fuelled-conversations Ive had IRL!
 
I am correct.
You are not correct, you are wrong.
But how can I be wrong? You just told me I was correct.
No, I said that you are confused !
Oh I'm confused alright.
You can say that again.
Oh I'm confused alright.
You are a computer.
 
Do you like FM?
Sure.
Who's your wonderkid?
Why, you are.
Thank you.
Welcome
Whats my PA in game?
THE game.

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Why do you want to know?
I'm Curious.
Why are you curios?
I don't know I was just wondering.
Why were you just wondering?
Because I was just wondering cos I was just wondering.
Your a joke.
 
I asked him if he likes football manager, and he said 'I do not like football' :S
 
Do want to hear a joke?
Yea. Please.
I said that 'I do know but I'm not going to tell you because I don't know you at all'.
Why?
Because pirates are cool.
 
Bot: Who are you?
Me: Jack
Bot: Cool!
Me: Yeah I am cool.
Bot: Cool!
Me: Cool!
Bot: Prove it.

Lol
 
Me: Brian Laws has been sacked as Burnley manager.
Bot: I do not have a brother.
 
Me - Guess what
Bot - What
Me - I am the best at football manager
Bot - I don't care about the rules
Me - What rules?
Bot - Footbal Rules
Me - You mean football
Bot - Yes.
Me - Just checking, because you spelt football wrong.
Bot - No. You are a liar
 
Me: Rice.
Bot: Dice.
Me: Moo.
Bot: Mooo!
Me: Erm, awkward.
Bot: Awkward turtle! Aw, poor thing.
Me: Retarded mong child.
Bot: I think that answers my question.
 
Ok. I'm Steve. You're John.
I ain't john, is john you're partner?
I'm not anyone's partner.
So who you love.
I love my boyfriend, Rex.
 
Me - No I won't you fool. Play Football Manager or I will continue to talk to you like this.
Him - I already play.
Me - You know that Romelu Lukaku is a really good player, but you shouldn't spend 76 million on him like Dunc.
Him - They don't?
Me - What.
Him - I don't know.
Me - Yes.
Him - How do I know that?
 
i asked it if it liked bacon, and he said "kevin Bacon is good."

Do you like ****?
Do you?
Who doesn't?
Elizabeth doesn't.
I bet she does.
Do you like snow?

Do you like anime. (me)
Yes.
Do I.
I do.
Do I.
Yes!
Do you.
Yes, I have one dog.

Lol those things have been around for years, none of them are nothing but funny.
 
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