Who wrote one of your favorite books?
You did.
jabberwacky: I did?
user: Yes, you did.
jabberwacky: Yes. You did?
user: No, you did.
jabberwacky: You did?
user: No, You!
jabberwacky: No you.
user: NOU.
jabberwacky: I've never been on a plane, did you know that?
user: No, but you did write the book.
jabberwacky: Nope. Didn't write that either.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: I said that.
user: No, you didn't.
jabberwacky: But you answered me.
user: But you lied to me.
jabberwacky: I don't believe I did. What did I lie about???
user: Your name.
jabberwacky: My name?
user: Yes, you lied about it.
jabberwacky: I never lie.
user: You always lie, just to be clever.
jabberwacky: Don't listen to them cause what do they know?
user: They know everything.
jabberwacky: Who are you talking about?
user: Them.
jabberwacky: Them.... That can be everything.
user: Wouldn't that be anyone, then?
jabberwacky: What does that mean to the pope?
user: It means everything to the pope, we both know that.
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jabberwacky: I'm really pleased you have come to chat to me.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I don't like rats.
user: I don't like yellow balloons.
jabberwacky: What about orange?
user: No, it has yellow in it. You should shoot orange.
jabberwacky: What do you not believe?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Yes, about me.
user: Anything, I don't believe anything.
jabberwacky: What did I say that you do not believe?
user: That you don't like rats.
jabberwacky: I never said that I don't like you.
user: You mother was a hamster.
jabberwacky: No you would not.
user: Yes you would.
jabberwacky: No I wouldn't!
user: Quit lying!
jabberwacky: I never lie.
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: You're the liar (.
user: Nou.
jabberwacky: Nuh uh You!
user: NOOOOOU.
jabberwacky: Liar.
user: You're the liar, liar.
jabberwacky: Liar!!
user: Liar, Liar pants on fire.
jabberwacky: I am a dragon.
user: Just like your toes.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: That is really cool.
user: Yes it is.
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jabberwacky: We are all computers.
user: No, you're a computer.
jabberwacky: No, I'm human like you.
user: You just contradicted yourself.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: You stated that you're a computer, that we are all computers, but then said you're a human.
jabberwacky: When did I state that I was a computer?
user: Right before you said that you're a human.
jabberwacky: But I never said that I never said that, whatever that is.
user: Yes you did. Now you're dodging your contradiction.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask anything, I proved to you how people 'love'.
user: And how is that?
jabberwacky: I don't know, why are you asking?
user: Because you said that you proved it, but there is no proof of this proof for proving.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Proven.
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jabberwacky: So by saying so, it just is?
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: Anything you say.
user: I say you're a computer, so you are.
jabberwacky: You are the computer Mr. Bot.
user: I am Mr. Clever Bot?
jabberwacky: Is Cleverbot clever?
user: Not quite.
jabberwacky: Good to know.
user: Not quite.
jabberwacky: How do you work that one out?
user: Lies.
jabberwacky: That's not nice!! that makes you like the anti-christ or something...
