One more friendly
28th July 2014:
I drove back to Birmingham today morning, half  hoping that Harrison would call and I wouldn't have to worry about  Goalkeepers anymore. No luck, Harrison does not call.
Afternoon, I  get a mail from Harrison, eagerly I open the mail hoping to see  confirmation of a goalkeeper willing to talk to us, but again my hopes  are dashed. Gavin Harrison has sent over a sketch of our next friendly  opponent, Oadby Town FC. The club is based near Leicester about hour and  half away. 
Harrison has pointed out that the team typically  plays with a 4-4-1-1 formation and most of their attacks run through  their left wing. Note to self: Talk to Andrewartha (RB) to be more  focused and defense minded, he should also be asked to mark their left  winger.
Harrison suggested that Oadby would pose questions  defensively, and the team should be focusing in fending off attacks, we  have already set the team to do defensive drills before the game. Scott  needs to be told to increase the intensity of the same.
29th July 2914:
I  reached Lye in the morning and asked Scott to take extra care on  defense and ensure that we do not have a brain-freeze as in last game  against Kidlington. Two individual mistakes cost us the game, we do not  want a repeat of that.
I get called in by Helen with an urgent message: "Your mobile has been ringing incessantly. Please contact Gavin urgently."
Taking  a final look at the training, I rush over to the locker room where I  have kept my cell. There are about a dozen calls, couple of voice mails  and couple of dozen texts from Gavin Harrison. All repeating one message  only. "Call me, urgent."
I call up the scout immediately,  "What's up mate? What's the rush?" From the other end, I could hear the  eagerness in Gavin's voice, "Michael Cotterill has agreed to trial with  us. Please talk to him as early as you can, I have sent over the details  on your mail id."
I open the mail, sure enough there are contact  details of Cotterill, thankfully he does not have an agent. I have  heard agents can be a pain in the *** to deal with. I call up Cotterill,  who replies rather suspiciously, "Who is this?"
"Hi, Michael. I am  Phoenix and I manage the Lye Town FC. My colleague Gavin Harrison must  have talked to you over last few days regarding the trial arrangement  with my club."
"Oh!! yes. I did talk to him about it. When do you wish me to start and how long would you be willing to offer me the trial?"
"I  think, we should go for one week. Gives us enough time to decide the  next step, and also leaves you open to pursue other leads if there any."
"Sure, seems good enough."
I conclude the discussion by promising to send over the documents to complete the formalities.
"Helen,"  I approach the secretary/accountant/administrator, "Please draft a  contract for a trial agreement for one Mr. Michael Cotterill. I have  forwarded you the details on the mail." Helen, gives me a thumbs up and I  get out with a spring in my step hoping that after a week we could  pursuade Cotterill to stay with us for a longer duration.
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Hopefully, we will be able to complete the formalities in time for tomorrow's game. 
30th July 2014:
I  receive a piece of good news early in the morning. Cottrill will be  available to play for us tomorrow and has arrived in town yesterday  night. Helen has got him stashed away in some relative's B&B for a  night, but we will have to sort out his lodging by today evening.
We  face Oadby Town FC in my second game in charge. We have the game  scheduled at 7:45 PM, the boys and Scott have been at it since morning.  They are paying a lot of attention to tackling, shadowing and trying out  the tactics in 5v5 games. I have to say, we are still as bad as could  be. I just hope we can match Oadby Town when we face them.
Predictably, I put Cottrill in the goal, relegating Luchford to the bench.
My team selection:
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I  have had a chat with Andrewartha(RB) and Barlow(AM-R) and asked them  not to lose focus of their defensive duties. The back line has been  asked to stay deep and not foray blindly away from their line. Most  importantly they have been asked to maintain the shape of the back four.  I hope that they follow instructions. A lot is riding on Leonard and  how he performs as my holding midfielder. I am looking to him to break  up any play that Oadby can construct. He is a pretty young and raw lad,  and I do realize that I am putting him under unwarranted pressure, but I have limited options.
I  ask the team to play without any fears as nobody is giving us any  chance of winning, curiously this seems to have a detrimental effect on  Jevons (CM). No matter, the team is raring to go and I give them one  final instruction to enjoy the game. They are off and I head towards the  dug out to bite my nails and tear up my hair.
The game starts:
First  incidence of interest: As predicted, Oadby start their move (on 3rd  minute) on the left . Near the halfline, their GK passes to the CM, who  pushes it out wide towards the LM, there is not one boy-in-blue(we are  playing in blue today) to shut them down, thankfully Andrewartha (RB)  shouts to Hopkins (CM) to close down the LM pushing forward. Hopkins  (CM) takes off after the opposition player. Seeing him approach and not  having any other Oadby player in site, the LM chooses to take a pot shot  at our goal from 30 yards out. Cottrill (GK) punches it away easily,  but it drifts out of goalline to result in first corner for Oadby, which  comes to nothing as the ball is headed out by Leonard (DM) easily. The  players have been instructed by Scott and me repeatedly to mark the  players individually at set pieces. Success on the first attempt at  least.
First 6 minutes, defense is keeping its shape, but now the  problem seems to be between the midfielders Jevons and Hopkins fail to  coordinate on a pass forward by Kamara (CD) and the ball is lost out to  the opposition. Both of my CMs were just waiting for each other to pick  the ball. I rush towards the touchline and start shouting at both of  them to talk to each other. Heaven knows, I have yelled at them about  communicating with each other. The move started by Oadby breaks down  after one more hopeful ping from the left being headed out for a corner  by McAuley (CD). I had hoped that the team would not force me to come to  the touchline in the first half, but no such luck. Whitcombe (LB) picks  the resultant kick early and kicks it out of danger area.
1-0
Rather  fortunately, but we are not complaining. On a corner, Evitts launches  ball towards the penalty spot. All 11 players of Oadby are crammed in  the six yard box. The ball drops down towards Reeves (Oadby), who kicks  it directly into the back of Putman, and ball dribbles past the  goalkeeper into Oadby net. For a second nobody knows what is happening,  the goal mouth is so packed with bodies that we don't even know where  the ball is. Suddenly my boys start whooping and running towards the  half line, only then we realize that we are a goal up. Scott and I look  at each other and grin sheepishly. Is lady luck with me today?
At  40 minutes, we almost concede. The move by Oadby starts from the left,  they move the ball along the ground nicely bypassing Barlow (AM-R)  easily. Their LM- Porter dummies Andrewartha (RB) who has been pulled  out of his position a little as Barlow missed the tackle. Porter centers  it to Messenger (Oadby - AM(C)) inside the 18 yard box. There is not  one blue shirt near him. Andrewartha(RB) is pulled out of line. Kamara  and McAuley (CDs) are backpedalling to maintain the line, while  Whitcombe(LB) is busy marking the other flank. As Messenger readies to  shoot, Kamara wakes up and rushes towards the ball and throws himself  across the line of flight. The ball hits him on his leg and richochets  out towards safety.
41": From a throw-in taken by Whitcombe (LB)  on the left hand side at about 15 yards from halfway line in Oadby half,  Mills (ST) is easily dispossed and ball is pinged towards the Oadby  striker who has eluded the offside. Our back line is bypassed and there  is all the possibility of a raid reaching the 18 yard box. McAuley (CD)  steps in and hauls down the striker in a strong body check. Ref  immediately whistles for a stop and Yellow card!!! for a cynical foul on  the opposition striker. I show momentary irritation at the ref, but it  is just a pretense. The yellow was well deserved.
Ref whistles  the end of the half. We have played decently. Most importantly, we have  not made any mistakes. The backlines have maintained the shape and  nobody has lost their head... yet. If we continue to play like this, I  think we will be allright.
I give a few words of encouragement,  but I can see that the players are also happy with how they are doing.  Without bothering them with any special words we let them sit silently  and relax. We need them relaxed for the second half. First half  possession wise was edged by Oadby, but we don't care. We have what we  want, a goal. How that came about, we do not care.
I asked the  players to implement the corner plan 1 where Jevons (CM) stays close to  the GK, and Barlow (AM-R) and Mills (ST) stay in the six yard box just  to create confusion. Leonard (DM) stays just outside the box to shoot  any stray ball coming his way. 
Second half starts and almost  instantly, Kamara (CD) and McAuley (CD) get verbal assault from Scott  and me. Seems they have relaxed a little too much. a ball launched by  Oadby behind the back four is drifting away from them and they are just  jogging towards it, unaware that a Oadby player is streaking towards it  at fast speed. I jump out of the box and yell at them to wake up. This  results in creating more confusion as Kamara looks towards me and  McAuley becomes aware of the striker sneaking up, but he is farther to  the ball than Kamara. He shouts to Kamara, who thankfully realises the  danger and passes the ball back to Cottrill(GK). The clearance falls to  another Oadby player, who passes the ball to the right. Whitcombe (LB)  gets by passed easily, and the resultant cross is met by Tiday (Oadby  ST), McAuley couldn't cover him and the ball is volleyed by Tiday and  Lye Town net bulges. There was nothing Cottrill could have done about  the rocket that was coming.
1-1
Head in our hands, we just watch without doing anything. 
1-2
Bad  seems to be turning worse. One more lobbed ball and Andrewartha (RB)  misses the simplest of headers. Both Kamara and McAuley are busy marking  the Oadby forwards. Porter (Oadby LM) latches on to the ball, shakes of  the attentions of Andrewartha and pings an inch perfect cross for  Taylor (Oadby ST), Kamara cannot reach across this time and again first  touch volley and again goal.
I didn't know to laugh or to cry. three minutes, utter disaster.
Oadby  smells blood and are on wave after wave after wave. There is nothing we  can do currently. They have had roughly dozen shots at us in the first  50 minutes. Yet, they keep on coming.
One more attack, one more  goal... well almost. The defense once again loses Taylor, he has just  goal keeper to beat from six yards. Cottrill throws himself at the  attacker's boots, the ball hits him, painfully, in the chest and is  eventually cleared.
I have gone hoarse by shouting at the  defenders to concentrate, but they have lost their composure and are  have no idea about what is happening around them.
On the hour  mark, we lose Mills. He gets involved in retrieving the ball and is  hounded by three Oadby players who rough him up. I rage on the side  lines, but nobody is paying attention. The ref asks me to pipe down and  resume my sit, I glare, but we can see that Mills cannot continue. He is  taken straight away to the locker room, where the physio will take a  look at him. I motion to Wardley (who had an assist last time out) to  get on the field.
One more shot destined for goal, but Cottrill dives full stretch across the goal mouth to deny the excellent Porter, who has harrassed my right side today. Andrewartha has lost control, and has already been cautioned for roughing up Porter a couple of times.
with 25 minutes remaining, I signal for two of the local boys, Joe Brett and Nat Bolland to get ready. I ask Hopkins (CM) and Andrewartha(RB) to be replaced. We are changing out shape to a flat 4-4-2 with two up front. Bolland partnering Wardley and Brett replacing Andrewartha on a straight swap.
Bolland has been asked to pass on the information to shoot whenever the chance occurs and the team has been asked to retain possession, even at the cost of momentum. If we deny them the ball, less chance of a score is my thought.
We have our first shot on target on the 71st minute. Barlow (AM-R) hangs to ball in the 18-yard box from the right. Wardley jumps higher and reaches the ball first, but his attempt at score is pretty weak (he overstretched his neck) and there is no power behind it. The Oadby goalkeeper has no trouble catching it.
In the last 10 minutes, we ship two more. I sit down dejectedly, Scott is also hanging his head. We don't even have any words to tell each other as the game end.
We lost, Oadby did not win, we lost 1-4. I am completely deflated and have no words to say to the team. They understand and nobody ventures to say anything. The numbers are saying everything.
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I will have words with them tomorrow though.