JUVENTUS: THE OLD LADY RETURNS
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The imminent departure of Antonio Conte amid match-fixing allegations has resulted in the appointment of the enigmatic Edward Nigma as manager of Juventus.
View attachment 270341When asked about the challenges he and his new club faced for the upcoming season, Mr Nigma merely shrugged and answered with a bizarre question “If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a noise?. Mr Nigma then proceeded to vacate the press conference leaving the bewildered journalists to scratch their heads in disbelief at this PR stunt.
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A Juventus FC website release gave the worried Juventus fans reassurance when Mr Nigma gave a brief outline of how he was going to restore pride and success to the Grand Old Lady of Turin.
“Fear not loyal fans, impending success and glory are a major mathematical probability when taking into account the strength and size of the squad I have at my disposal. We will be employing a 3-5-2 formation similar to that of the previous manager so that there will be a seamless transition for the players that will allow them to excel in pre-season and challenge for the Seria A Title. Transfers in and out of the club will be handled by me personally to ensure only the very best players are brought into this historical club, Yours in good faith MR E. Nigma.
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CANI – Undisclosed fee
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Nigma Scout Report: Classy attacking midfielder who will bring experience, creativity and consistency.
Bruno - Undisclosed fee
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Nigma Scout Report: Brings real steel to the midfield and astronomical passing ability, always stays back to defend which is handy.
Marco Verratti – Undisclosed fee
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Nigma Scout report: Long term replacement for Pirlo, same mould of a player.
Keisuki Honda - Undisclosed fee
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Nigma Scout Report: To accompany the arrival of Cani a quality left footed AMC was required, Honda is that and much more.
Paul Pogba – On loan
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Nigma Scout Report: Midfield beast, loaned this individual to see if the young man would be a viable option to purchase next year.
Yann M’Vila – Undisclosed fee
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Nigma Scout Report: A Tyrant in midfield, and adds to the French flavour along with fellow countryman Paul Pogba.
Sime Vrsaljko – Undisclosed fee
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Nigma Report: One for the future, also can play in a variety of positions to add much needed cover for the back three and the ageing Grosso.
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http://www.mediafire.com/?p13370zpm03e1aa My 3-5-2.
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