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If I said that football was a ghastly sport that encouraged segregation, discrimination and oppression; Would you judge me?
That is opinion, but this on the other hand is Fact:
I f*cking love football!
Prologue
While I believe a great degree of priority should be given to the reflection of past actions and events in order not to repeat the same mistakes, it is arguable that this is an artificial method of learning. So I'll give you an authentic experience, with no attention to the history and past credentials of the club. Just the sole will and pursuit of a better present and an even better future. This tale will therefore not begin with the side of 1878, but with the side of 2011, speared on and led by none other than the main protagonist: Michael Chester.
A typical man, from a typical background. Nothing out of the ordinary by the standards of those who spent their time monotonously prancing up and down the streets of London. He was a man known well to those who were close, and a stranger to those who were not, talented yet curtailed and limited by his own lack of ambition. The story in all honesty, may have ended there, had fate not decided to present opportunities to him that forced the man to do its bidding. A 'higher calling' was an understatement in every sense, for his casual hobby of Sunday League Football, Linguistic Flair in his 4 fluent tongues, and admirable skills in planning and organisation saw him turn his attention to Football Management. A partnership made in heaven, as it were. The gravity of the situation and reality of the prospects he would have to face at the summit were innocently hidden in the back of his mind, shelved by ideology and philosophy that saw him spend fortunes on packs of 'A4 sheets of Lined Paper'. It was a whirlwind of luck and a miracle in the very least that he arrived at a stage where he was seated, in his wake the familiar colours of red and yellow, and before him the world of football as he would come to know it.
How he got there is a story large enough to cover a subsequent book. So rather than spend long hours dwelling on his rise from rags to riches it's better to give an accurate portrayal of what happened in more recent events. Like most events in life this one occurred in the early hours of the morning, while Mike still slept soundly in the comfort of his warm bed. Awoken by the irritation of the land-line ringtone, he groggily switched on the lamp and answered the phone, his legs slipping out from under the covers as he typically squinted at the clock to check the time. "Hello is Mr. Chester in?" came the buzz from the hand-piece.
In most circumstances, a phone call in which the caller utilized your title and surname was not one to look forward to for any young man in a similar age range to Mike. Pestering by Advertisements, Insurance services and similar Financial alternatives were a given, and more commonly than it should probably be were the calls for overdue bills. So it is certain alarm that I write that a smile crept onto the man's face. Justified however, when realizing that this was a call he had been waiting nearly a week for and could ultimately be the most important phone call he would receive in decades. The message was brief, and both sides of the line were short and precise in their language: Mike Chester had remarkably been offered a job at Manchester United. He spent as much time rolling and stifling back roars of delight in his bedroom after the phone call as he did after winning first prize in an athletics competition in his primary school days, but Celebration would have to wait.
So once he was sat down in front of the mighty, unnerving eyes of Gill and the Glazer Army, he understood clearly the objective and the task he was being asked to accomplish. It was apparent that the revered, knighted, and most honorable Sir Alex Ferguson had stepped aside following a string of rumors and allegations over his recent health problems. Ferguson denied claims that he was in any real danger, but the media claimed otherwise and ultimately it was the striking words of his missus that tore him from the Old Trafford faithful. Seen by most as a gap too big to fill, many fans had seen this as an opportune chance for Jose Mourinho to take the helm. Who could blame them? The Special One had proven his credentials time and time again and was a prime candidate for the job especially considering the quality of Sir Alex, but as Jose valiantly refused claiming to have 'unfinished business' in Spain, the media turned to names like Ryan Giggs and Guus Hiddink to step up. To say none came would be a lie, but the Glazers found themselves in a bit of a bother as to a new head coach due to an astounding lack of interest and many saw this to be the end of a successful Mancunian era. Chester had been given a 2-year rolling contract, conditions including that he would not be sacked should the club fail to win trophies in his reign, but they expected a constructive end to Ferguson's reign and a re-building of the club that would not taint their global reputation too much... No Pressure