Maney's Magpies (A newcastle united story)


Mar 15, 2012
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A Newcastle united story

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Pardew Walks!
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After being given an 8 year contract Alan decided to walk after Demba ba leaving for Chelsea and he did not have the financial control promised in his new deal.

A search for a new manager begins
the 4 favorites for the bookies to take over as toon boss
Alan Shearer is the favorite with a 2/1
Nigel adkins after just being sacked by the saints he has 4/1 for the job
Gareth Southgate is a wild card choice with an 8/1 odds
Di matteo is another man linked with the job at 5/2
ole gunnar solskjaer has said if the club offered him the place he would think about it after being interviewed on sky sports news this afternoon
coming at 25/1
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Who will be the new boss at the toon!?

Thanks for reading if you got this far always looking for feedback :)
Shock at St james' !
An unknown 25 year old manager who was a previously a youth coach at BSN side corby
Put his CV in as nothing more than "A go at the lottery"
at his CV he stated his time with Corby's under 16 guiding 3 different set of youth players to the FA youth cup semi's and winning it last year also his love for the club.
The club have faith in Maney but have let him know he does not have long to prove himself.
They had this to say "We are pleased to have Maney as our new manager a shock to most if not all of you, its a gamble but i hope we will prove his doubters wrong with his attacking football."
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The first day on the job Meeting with the "Boss" and he sat me down and told me what he wants from me
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This is what the board want me to do top 10 easy! Well i hope. and a tidy 11 million here we go!
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Team meeting to show the lads my door is always open and im looking for success and i got a great reaction(some of them don't know they're leaving yet)
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The tactic i will be using
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Thats all of this part i hoped you enjoyed reading this so far i enjoyed making it
Preseason and Transfers

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France.....and now brazil


Okore - a young exciting Center back (fullam linked with the kid in real life )
Nem - silly not to a great AMC just what we need and for 3.5 !
Malouda - A great AML with Experience in europa and the premier league also for that loan fee great deal
Ademilson - a needed a striker after BA left so close to getting napoli's insigne on loan but Dortmund with a 11th hour loan bid snatched him to i got adem not a bad play but not great (now)
Adryan - a good bit of cover for the AMC and good for the price if needed can flip a profit on the kid


Ranger - Thug. ****. Not fit to wear the shirt Williamson - bad player.
Ryan taylor - 3 RB's someone had to go, great dead ball specialist but was not needed
the rest were loans nothing special

The team is nicely taking shape now :)

Preseason fixtures

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Blyth 0 - 8 Newcastle Untied

Moussa Sissoko (4)
Haris Vuckic (15,38)
Hatem Ben Arfa (19)
Papiss cisse (21,30,35)

Florent Malouda (27)

Yeah we made some subs al half time

a great pre season result wouldn't exspect anything less!

Cádlz 1 - 3 Newcastle United

Papiss cisse (44)
Hatem Ben Arfa (pen 55)
nem (75)

David Lazari (12)

Another soild win after a shaky start

Vélez 2 - 2 Newcastle Untied
Facundo Ferreyra O.G (40)
Sammy Ameobi (73)

Facundo Ferreyra (50,81)

Don't know what happened here a horrid game to end preseason

Lets put it past us get on with the league. The start we have!

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The games highlighted will be the next update

Hope you enjoyed, again feedback wanted
Transfer round up and August fixtures

We were not involved in any further action in the transfer market despite Real Madrid trying to lure Ben arfa away for 16 million pounds.

Any easy first few games that what it looked like anyway with every game i was on the edge on my seat we did not show the drive to put the game beyond doubt .
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Swansea 0 - 2 Newcastle

Moussa Sissoko (18)
Nem (46)
After the second goal we sat back and didn't go for a 3rd, strange because i did not change the tactic we only had 3 shots on target and the game could have went Swansea's way

Newcastle 1 - 1 Helsingsborg
Wellington nem (90+1)
Alvaro santos (74)
we played a 2nd team but come on their a decent Swedish team we should be winning this by 2 or 3 and at home disappointing to say the least

Newcastle 2 - 0 Westham

Fabricio Coloccini (27)
Hatem Ben Arfa (45+3)

A good performance but again switching off at half time but a decent 3 points at home

Helsingsborg 0 - 1 newcastle
Papiss Cissé (28)

to the group stages but the skin of our teeth 3-4 first teamers played in this like Cissé, Debuchy, Tiote and Krul.

Norwich 1 - 0 newcastle
Jonny howson (39)
Norwich. I ******* hate Norwich but moving on, 18 shots to them!? i don't know we didn't turn up really anoyed on how we have started this season

Other stuff
oh yeah our group for Europa League
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Should get a solid 1st or 2nd will be playing our first team for most of our games and want a good run in this and we go MK dons in the 3rd round of the CoC

Also the fixtures for the next reply
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Thanks for reading
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