So apparently it's cool when you just bump your stuff regularly by posting results. Alrighty. I can do that.
This is my 2026 World Cup campaign with ******* Scotland.
These muppets went to the World Cup for Scotland. Yes, I am aware two strikers stumbled into the squad by they were quite versatile and able to play as attacking midfielders, so meh, still Strikerless.
Opening-game and we battered the **** out of Guinea. We did not even allow them a shot on goal, poor bastards. Barbour put the ******* to the sword, McCrorie headed home a corner. They had the ball, we had the chances and goals. Possession is overrated.
Jamaica did slightly better than Guinea did in an attacking sense. They got a few shots in. We got in more shots though and more importantly, some of ours actually hit the target. Barbour was lethal once more.
We blazed past Colombia in the second round. They sure loved to attack us. We sure loved to break away with lethal counter-attacks. Guess which side had the upper hand in this ME... That's right... Barbour was instrumental, again.
Third round and substitute wing-back Ryan Winter tapped in a rebound to guide us past Italy.
Completely outgunned, though we were more clinical again. They had the ball, we had the goals.
This was a funny one. Imagine the carnage if this happened in real life...
Brazil had two goals (rightfully) disallowed, so yay, we win! Or how an average Scottish side can win its second World Cup.