"The Tuscan Tactician" Gets The Sack
Italian citizens were left reeling with the shock dismissal of Marcello Lippi, the famed 'Tuscan Tactician'. FIGC, the governing body of the Italian national football team, refused to comment on the situation and did not reveal any details of Lippi's successor. Media reports suggest that Italy's dismal performance in the FIFA World Cup lent a massive blow to Lippi's regime.
Talking to journalists outside his Milan home, Lippi revealed that he was "disappointed" with the management for "lack of faith". Meanwhile, some senior players like Fabio Cannavaro and Alessandro Del Piero have slammed the management and issued an ultimatum.
Filippo Inzaghi confided to reporters that the team was unhappy with FIGC and a suitable replacement would be needed to convince some players to stop retiring prematurely.
Overall, it can be safely said that if an equally good coach isn't found, FIGC may be left in dire straits, managing a hollow coccoon that used to be the Italy national team.
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Shock Replacement Delights The Azzurri
Shock Replacement Delights The Azzurri
With the appointment of Carlo Ancelotti as the manager of the Italy national team, FIGC have taken a correct step towards the ressurrection of the Azzurri. FIGC's President Giancarlo Abete revealed that the capture of Ancelotti was not a "piece of cake". Meanwhile, Chelsea supporters are shocked at Ancelotti's "betrayal". A senior spokesman for The Blues admitted that they were not having much luck with finding a replacement due to the job supposedly being "jinxed".
Speaking in a press conference, Ancelotti told the reporters that he was "delighted at being in charge of his country" and it was a "magical moment" for him. Also, he apologized to the Chelsea fans and said that he was "sad to leave such fantastic supporters behind". Several Italian players have applauded the management's decision to install such a reputable manager. Chelsea legend Dennis Wise has stated that instead of looking for a moolah based foreign manager, Abramovich chould concentrate on the club's London roots and bring a manger loyal to the club.
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Luke Filipe Naylor Takes Chelsea Hot-Seat
Football fans across the world were left shocked with the startling appointment of Brazil-born English banker Luke Filipe Naylor as the manager of Chelsea F.C. Abramovich stated that Naylor has "sufficient experience" and "prodgious skill" to take Chelsea to glory as well as keeping a firm eye on the club's finances. The Blues' captain John Terry spoke for the team and said that they had full confidence in Naylor's abilities. Meanwhile, Naylor's former employers Barclays Bank have stated that they were sad to have lost a negotiator of Naylor's skill. Pundits have claimed that Naylor's appointment was partly due to his uncle Roberto Carlos' support.
Talking to BBC, Naylor revealed that he was excited to have joined Chelsea and it was a "dream come true". He also said that he had some players in his mind to bolster the squad and prepare for the season. He was also ecstatic that he was given a "massive" 85 Mn. Pounds budget.
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