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I didn't sleep well that night. A combination of home sickness and nerves coupled with the searing heat that never seemed to go away had ridden my bed with sweat and I just couldn't get comfortable.
I was practically falling asleep over my breakfast when Jake came bounding into the room, clearly delighted to back in his homeland.
"So are we going to see the warriors today?" he asked.
"The what?" I replied groggily, setting my bowl of cereal down. Even the corn flakes were different over here.
"The warriors" He said impatiently "The African Warriors? my football team! Remember? I was telling you about them? my Uncle is the owner there! we can get in for free, and go and see them train whenever we want!"
"Oh right, yeah I remember.. that sounds good actually, be good to get back involved in football again"
So that was it, the next thing I knew we were on the local boss into the centre of Bloemfontein to the Charles Mopeli Stadium, the home of the African Warriors to see them train.
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As we walked in to the stadium there were only a few people there. A couple of players were running around in yellow training bibs and a man was putting out cones, obviously for them to run around. The stadium wasn't great to be honest, quite large, perhaps 20000 seats but it looked old and outdated.
"Mate it looks like a bomb site" I said to Jake, looking around.
"Oi! it does it's job, besides we are only 2nd division, nothing major"
Just at that moment there was a shout of joy from the other side of the pitch and a man came running towards us.
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"Uncle Pule!" Jake shouted, pulling him into a big hug while I stood there, feeling a bit awkward"
"Oh It's so good to see you my boy! you look well" he said before turning to face me "And who's this we've got here?" he asked good naturedly.
"Uncle, this is Tom, my best friend, he's going to be staying with us for a few months. He is taking a gap year over here!"
"The more the merrier!" he proclaimed happily, taking my hand and shaking it "Welcome, welcome! what do you think of the little club I have here?"
"Its very nice to meet you, this place is great!" I lied, trying to be polite "I cant wait to watch some football."
"are you a football fan then?" he asked, and I had the strange feeling that he was weighing me up.
"Oh yeah huge, I support Southampton back home, it kind of sounds clichéd but football is my life.. I'd have nothing to do if I didn't follow it."
"Very good! very good!" he proclaimed loudly "You know a lot about football?"
"Well.. I want to study for my coaching badges when I'm older, I follow football all around the world.. add on that the fact that I am pretty much addicted to Football Manager on the PC and yeah, I know quite a bit."
"This could be perfect!" he said in his thick South African accent "our manager has just resigned"
"Oh no, not David!" Jake complained loudly next to me.
"Yes, he had commitments to take care of, we had to release him. Would you be interested in running things Tom? only temporarily, until we find a new manager.. We will even get you started on those coaching badges!"
"What?" I asked in shock, this absolutely was not happening. I was a 23 year old student, not a football manager.
"Oh go on!" Jake said eagerly "This is South African football! pretty much a kick about in the park compared to the English stuff, there is no pressure! I'll be your assistant!"
"Erm, OK?" I found myself saying before I knew what I was doing.
"Excellent!!" 'Uncle Pule' shrieked, shaking my hand hard again. "You start right now! good luck" and with that, he walked off.
I looked at Jake helplessly who just shrugged before walking over to the players, gesturing me to follow.
"Hey! its Jake!" shouted one of the footballers, grasping Jakes hand and doing a funny hand shake. It was obvious that Jake hung around here a lot and was known to everybody.
"Hey Seiso, look I need a favour with something"
"Anything my friend, anything" he said generously.
"Tom here is your new interim manager, make sure none of the lads give him any stick" He asked in a quieter voice. 'Seiso' gave me a funny look but then made an effort to disguise it.
"Sure thing, nice to meet you Tom" He said, shaking my hand.
"Yeah, and you" I said to him "are you still familiar with your warm up from your previous manager" praying to god that the answer was yes.
"Naturally!" he said, flashing me a wide smile "I will get the boys straight onto it"
I nodded "Thanks, good stuff" I tried to say thank you as best I could without actually saying it and he seemed to understand as he smiled encouragingly and ran off to join the other players.
So apparently now I was a football manager.