Have I got time?
Eduardo of Arsenal - dirty diving ****
C. Ronaldo - ******* stupid looking Portuguese *****
Nacho Novo - tiny ******
Kenny Miller - Two faced, unloyal, hacking, ugly ****
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Over-rated useless long nosed prat
Alan 'Ladies Man' McGregor of Rankers - Horrible *******
Thierry Henry - I don't have a particular liking for Ireland, but he is a cheating ****, and a disgrace to football
Gary Caldwell - Useless fud, Elephant Man, doesn't deserve international cap
Glenn Loovens - As above
Georgios Samaras - Useless, long-haired poof, Pathetic streak of ****
Aiden McGeady - Over-rated, tiny, diving, useless little ****
El Hadj Diouf - for being a boggin *******, spitting at a Celtic fan (I'm sure he's done it a few times)
Kyle Laugherty of Rankers - for being a dirty cheating ******* on two occasions
*sighs*
And for reasons I don't know how to/can't be bothered to tell you why:
Rooney
A. Cole
Terry
John Fleck of Rankers
Lee McCulloch
Stevie Smith, formerly of Rankers
Emile Heskey
There, I think that's it. Did I mention Dado Prso is a ****?