Where do i begin?
Samuel Eto'o and Henrik Larsson- robbed Arsenal of a Champions League title ffs.
Lionel Messi and Andres Iniesta- For convincing the world that sun shines out of their **** and that their **** is the cure for cancer.
Xavi- If he sucked Fabregas's **** anymore he'd choke.
Puyol, for being an ugly cheating ****.
Phil Brown, for playing the man, not the ball.
Martin Taylor, for ending the top level career of an awesome striker, the gbh *****.
Shawcross, for potentially doing the same, ******* clayhead downs looking ******.
Edwin VDS, for being old and still better than every other premiership keeper.
Anelka- looks like he'd rape a kid.
Mario Balotelli- like him, but hate him atm for going of the rails and nearly wasting his talent. Poor lad.
And any other Mancs, Yids or Brummie ***** who annoy me on any given EPL weekend.
Phew.