BataraNarada
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It is said that RB Leipzig is the most hated club in the whole Germany. The club member is now stressed out as they get terrorized every night by stranger. The police have tried to stop the terror, arresting one by one the vandals outside Red Bull Arena, but the football fans is keep fighting.
Until one day, Ralph Hasenhüttl has enough. The manager decided to step down as the family is getting terrorized by hatred letters. Ralf Rangnick, the previous manager, has no interest to lead the team again and prefer enjoying his life as the Director of Football instead. The board has contacted all world-class manager, and not a single one of them are accepting it.
"Hah! Only idiot will risk his life to accept the offer!", says Ancelotti, "The players, the clubs, they will be fine. But the manager? Those people have so much hate for the manager position."
Oliver Mintzlaff, the CEO, now looked desperate. He contacted the Red Bull company, asking for solution. Dietrich Mateschitz, Red Bull's CEO, has a brilliant idea. They decided to put a ***** Wonka's idea into play: They'll put a golden ticket in a random bottle of Red Bull, and anyone's who claims it will have rights to be RB Leipzig's manager.
It was a stupid move by Red Bull. Suddenly, Red Bull sales is declining as no one wants to be the club manager. The reputation is so bad, no one don't want the risk to accidentally winning it. No one buys Red Bull for the entire month.
No one, except one random Indonesian guy, Andy Panda, who decided to satisfy his thirst by Red Bull.
And there it is.. the golden ticket.
The storekeeper called the news, and now "#Panda" is already trending on Twitter. The Red Bull fans is cheering knowing they can drink in peace, the RBL's whole team is partying because they finally found a manager, and the animal lover is confused why the China's bear becoming trending so sudden. It was a world news: The RBL finally got their manager.
Panda, knowing he's fcked up, can only acce pt his faith. The company updated their policy so the golden ticket owner should manage the club for at least 1 year, or else he's sentenced to prison for 100 years, and it's somehow approved by the state. Mintzlaff himself has arrived in Indonesia and taking him with private plane.
Arriving on the airport, a Kicker's reporter asked him what's his vision for the club.
"I don't know, it's the most hated club in the German already, why not making it to be the most hated club in the world?", Panda answered sarcastically.
And now, it becomes the headline of the day:
To Be the Most Hated Club in the World.
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Hi!
My name's Narada and welcome to my story on Leipzig. Story aside, I am really interested on playing RBL since they have massive budget already and nice player to challenge Bundesliga.
I'm planning to keep using RedBull's clubs business philosophy: Buy cheap, sell big, if possible and ending the Bayern domination in Bundesliga.
I'm looking forward to your feedback and I'm really sorry if my English is broken.
Enjoy!
Until one day, Ralph Hasenhüttl has enough. The manager decided to step down as the family is getting terrorized by hatred letters. Ralf Rangnick, the previous manager, has no interest to lead the team again and prefer enjoying his life as the Director of Football instead. The board has contacted all world-class manager, and not a single one of them are accepting it.
"Hah! Only idiot will risk his life to accept the offer!", says Ancelotti, "The players, the clubs, they will be fine. But the manager? Those people have so much hate for the manager position."
Oliver Mintzlaff, the CEO, now looked desperate. He contacted the Red Bull company, asking for solution. Dietrich Mateschitz, Red Bull's CEO, has a brilliant idea. They decided to put a ***** Wonka's idea into play: They'll put a golden ticket in a random bottle of Red Bull, and anyone's who claims it will have rights to be RB Leipzig's manager.
It was a stupid move by Red Bull. Suddenly, Red Bull sales is declining as no one wants to be the club manager. The reputation is so bad, no one don't want the risk to accidentally winning it. No one buys Red Bull for the entire month.
No one, except one random Indonesian guy, Andy Panda, who decided to satisfy his thirst by Red Bull.
And there it is.. the golden ticket.
The storekeeper called the news, and now "#Panda" is already trending on Twitter. The Red Bull fans is cheering knowing they can drink in peace, the RBL's whole team is partying because they finally found a manager, and the animal lover is confused why the China's bear becoming trending so sudden. It was a world news: The RBL finally got their manager.
Panda, knowing he's fcked up, can only acce pt his faith. The company updated their policy so the golden ticket owner should manage the club for at least 1 year, or else he's sentenced to prison for 100 years, and it's somehow approved by the state. Mintzlaff himself has arrived in Indonesia and taking him with private plane.
Arriving on the airport, a Kicker's reporter asked him what's his vision for the club.
"I don't know, it's the most hated club in the German already, why not making it to be the most hated club in the world?", Panda answered sarcastically.
And now, it becomes the headline of the day:
To Be the Most Hated Club in the World.
--
Hi!
My name's Narada and welcome to my story on Leipzig. Story aside, I am really interested on playing RBL since they have massive budget already and nice player to challenge Bundesliga.
I'm planning to keep using RedBull's clubs business philosophy: Buy cheap, sell big, if possible and ending the Bayern domination in Bundesliga.
I'm looking forward to your feedback and I'm really sorry if my English is broken.
Enjoy!
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