Real Madrid - Taking Them Back To Where They Belong, A Joint Story

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As a fan of Barca, I say they belong to a mudhole ^^)

Ok, just joking, good story so far, keep it up, can't wait for Joshh's OP ;)
 
Just found this story.
Nice start.
I'll follow.
I lol'd at your OP, "a well unknown manager"
 
won't be participating in this story, can't motivate myself :S sorry to keep you waiting
 
Saturday 29th August 2009
VILLAREAL 1 – 3 REAL MADRID
( Liga BBVA )
Welcome to El Madrigal, Villarreal, where Real Madrid’s Liga BBVA campaign begins. There is a new manager to ***** today, and we’ll get a glimp’s at the playing style of manager Kurt Fish.
10 o’clock stroke and Real Madrid kicked-off there season. It took Madrid a while to get the feel of the pitch, but 16 minutes in, a mistake by Ricardo Carvalho left Marco Ruben to tap in passed Antonio Adan, as Iker Casillias was watching on the sidelines with a broken finger.
10 minutes later, and German superstar Mesut Ozil equalised with a strike from 25 yards out from the centre of the pitch as it flew into the top corner.
With added time already past in the first half, the whistle would soon blow for half time. But Gonzalo Higuain scored from 8 yards out with a bullet header from the cross of Cristiano Ronaldo that rocketed of the bar and in, the keeper just didn’t even try.
In the last minute, and with no minutes added on, new boy Andre-Pierre Gignac truly put the game to bed, which a long passing chain, containing all Madrid players which final came to Gignac 15 yards out, from a Ronaldo through ball, Gignac smashed into the top corner.
Cristiano Ronaldo collected Man of the Match for 2 assists and an all round good game.

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Sunday 13th September 2009
REAL MADRID 4 – 1 RACING

( Liga BBVA )
Welcome to the Santiago Bernabeu, Madrid, where Real Madrid’s first home game of the season. Kurt Fish got a good result at Villarreal, hopefully he’ll carry on his run.
Madrid got off to a flyer. Brazilian Kaka hit the back of the net first with a well placed shot from 10 yards out as Higuain threaded through the ball for Kaka. Just 2 minutes later, Fish and Real Madrid were in dreamland. Kaka returning the favour for Higuain from the first goal, this time a chip from 20 yards out which the keeper could only watch.
18 minutes after the Madrid roar and Racing had brought one back, which an unchallenged header in the box from Gonzalo Colsa, as he leaped like a salmon and the ball flew into the top corner.
The half time whistle went, and in the changing room Fish gave some inspiring words out. 11 minutes later, a great corner from Angel Di Maria headed onto the post by Cristiano Ronaldo as it bounced back Gonzalo Colsa couldn’t do a thing as it bounce off his knee and into the bottom corner. 9 minutes from time, and Ronaldo finally did score that header, a beautifully waited cross from Di Maria, as Ronaldo was set at the back post, as the bullet header flew into the net, the keeper had no chance.
Cristiano Ronaldo collected Man of the Match for 1 goal and 1 assists.

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Wednesday 16th September 2009
REAL MADRID 2 – 1 MAN UNITED

( Champions League Group Stage )
Welcome to the Santiago Bernabeu, Madrid, where Real Madrid’s Champions League campaign begins.
It took 21 minutes for Madrid to get going, as Sami Khedira finished off a move containing all Madrid players as a 1-2 with Kaka, Khedira was through as he passed in past keeper, Edwin Van der Sar.
It took Manchester United 6 minutes to respond as Wayne Rooney hit from 30 yards out, which Antonia Adan just couldn’t reach, as Iker Casillias was sat on the sidelines with a broken finger shaking his head.
With 4 minutes remaining, Khedira replaced the favour for Kaka as a sweet pass from 20 yards away from Khedira to be found 20 yards out in Kaka’s feet, he lashed at the ball, as the ground went silent as they saw the ball fly through the air, it flew into the top corner, Fish, the subs, the staff, the team, and the fans went crazy, that silence before changed to a sudden roar!
Kaka collected Man of the Match for 1 great goal and 1 assists.

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Saturday 19th September 2009
ESPANYOL 1 – 1 REAL MADRID
( Liga BBVA )
Welcome to the Estadi de Cornella as the home team host second place Real Madrid.
The first half seemed to go rather fast, as Higuain, Ronaldo and Kaka all rattled the post, and Espanyol’s Luis Garcia, and Sergio Garcia made Adan work. With some inspiring works at half time from Fish, Real Madrid scored after 4 minutes, as threaded ball through from Mesut Ozil left a 1-on-1 situation revealed. Joint top goal scorer Gonzalo Higuain kept his cool as he powered past the keeper.
With 12 minutes remaining, a mistake from Pepe at the corner which lead Moises Hurtado with a free header from 10 yards out.
Man of the Match was awarded to Carlos Kameni, Espanyol’s keeper as hew kept Espanyol in the game and not making it an embarrassing score.

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Wednesday 23rd September 2009
REAL MADRID 4 – 2 VALENCIA

( Liga BBVA )
Welcome to the Santiago Bernabeu, Madrid, where 2nd place Real Madrid face 15th place Valencia.
It took 21 minutes for Real Madrid to score as Higuain was fouled in the box, and Cristiano Ronaldo converted the penalty. 9 minutes later, on form striker, Gonzalo Higuain tapped in past the keeper as a beautifully waited through ball from Mesut Ozil meet Higuain’s right boot from 20 yards out which flew into the top corner. 4 minutes later, Higuain was up to more trouble, this time a header from the cross off Angel Di Maria, which was headed down into the bottom corner from 5 yards out. 5 minutes later, and Higuain got his hat trick! Again Ozil threading a through ball to Higuain but this time, a tap in 15 yards out.
In the second half, Madrid seemed to have lot there flare, as Valencia got a penalty, as Sergio Ramos fouled Roberto Soldado stupidly, and Jeremy Mathieu powered past Antonia Adan. 12 minutes later, a cross from Juan Manuel Mata which seemed to be missing everyone, and Adan misjudged the flight of the ball as he tried to revert his mistake, but it was to late, it hit his ball and just rolled in the bottom corner.
Man of the Match was awarded to Gonzalo Higuain, for 3 brilliant goals and an assists.

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Saturday 26th September 2009
GETAFE 0 – 2 REAL MADRID

( Liga BBVA )
Welcome to the Coliseum Alfonso Perez, where hosts Getafe face second place Real Madrid.
After 37 minutes off passing and shooting Real Madrid seemed to be in their element. 1 minute and a free kick from 30 yards on the right side from Angel Di Maria hit low, which hit Gonzalo Higuain and rolled into the bottom corner. 4 minutes later, and again a free kick 30 yards out for Di Maria, this time hit high, and Ezquiel Garay throw himself towards the ball, and wiped in a header from 10 yards out.
In the second half, Higuain should of collected a hat trick again, but just couldn’t hit the back of the net. Ronaldo, Ozil and Kaka all hit the woodwork.
Kaka collected Man of the Match award for brilliant passing, and hardly ever giving the ball away.

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Tuesday 29th September 2009
SAMPDORIA 0 – 0 REAL MADRID

( Champions League Group Stage )
Welcome to the Luigi Ferraris, in Genova, where Sampdoria hosted Real Madrid.
The first half, there wasn’t many chance, Gonzalo Higuain rattled the bar, but that was about it.
In the second half, again Real Madrid making chances, but not hitting the back of the net, Ronaldo, Kaka, Ozil and Higuain all came close.
In the 83rd Angel Di Maria suffered a horrible hip injury putting him out of action for 2 – 3 months.
Man of the Match was awarded Marco Storari, Sampdoria’s keeper as hew kept Espanyol in the game and not making it an embarrassing score.

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Real Madrid’s Injury Table So Far
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The League Table So Far
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Player Stats In The Liga BBVA So Far
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Saturday 3rd October 2009
ALMERIA 1 - 3 REAL MADRID

( Liga BBVA )
Welcome to the Estadio Mediterraneo, as the home team, Almeria, currently in third place, host second place Real Madrid.
After only 10 minutes, Nikita Andreev headed in from the corner.
For the rest of the half, Madrid couldn't score, with Ronaldo, Higuain, and Ozil all coming close.
Some inspiring word at the break from Fish, flared up the spirits of Madrid and just 4 minutes later Cristiano Ronaldo scored a superb goal. As he took the ball down the right after tackling left midfielder, Albert Crusat and took the ball all the way, and at a hard angle 10 yards out, Ronaldo smashed above the keeper. 20 minutes into the second half, and Ronaldo scored again, this time, from the left side, as he collected the ball from Sami Khedira, and Ronaldo brought the ball inside onto his favoured right foot and smacked the ball from 25 yards out, and it flew into the top far corner. 3 minutes later, Khedira added to goal to his campaign, as a easy 1-2 with Kaka left him 1-on-1 with the keeper, and he passed in the bottom corner.
Cristiano Ronaldo collected man of the match for two great goals.

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Saturday 17th October 2009
REAL MADRID 2 - 0 MALAGA

Welcome to the Santiago Bernabeu, Madrid, where 2nd place Real Madrid face 15 place Malaga.
It only took Xavi Alonso 14 minutes to hit the back of the net, with a powerful effort from 30 yards which rattled the post and rustled the back of the net. 11 minutes later, and Cristiano Ronaldo picked the ball up in his own half, as he ran past the defence and tapped in past the keeper.
Xavi Alonso collected man of the match for a brilliant goal.

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Tuesday 20th October 2009
DINAMO 0 - 8 REAL MADRID

( Champions League Group Stage )
Welcome to the Maksimir, Zagreb, as the home team, Dinamo, play Spanish giants Real Madrid.
It only took Cristiano Ronaldo 17 seconds to score from kick off, as he collected the ball from his own half and walked through the defence and tapped in past the keeper.
6 minutes later, Higuain won a corner which Mesut Ozil took, Ricardo Carvalho, leaped at the ball and flew into the top corner, his first goal for Real Madrid. 10 minutes later, Ronaldo got his second, as Ozil's cross flew towards the back post, where Ronaldo was waiting, Ronaldo headed down into the bottom corner. 4 minutes later, Gonzalo Higuan scored from 25 yards out, with a powerful effort just after tackling the defender, it shot into the bottom corner. 2 minutes later, manager Kurt Fish, the whole team, and the 3,00 travelling fans were in wonderland, as Kaka tapped in from 10 yards out, as Ozil's through ball did the trick.
In the second half, Real Madrid calmed down as they had already won.
Sami Khedira headed in from the corner of Ozil which rocketed into the top of the net. 6 minutes later, and Portugal captain, Ronaldo got his hat trick, as he came in from the left, and struck from 35 yards out, which flew into the far corner, 7-0.
With 14 minutes to go, Andre-Pierre Gignac had just replaced Higuain, and his first touch was to steal the ball off from the defenders feet, and his second touch, was his shot, 25 yards out, as it powered into the bottom corner.
Cristiano Ronaldo collected man of the match for a superb hat trick.

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Liking this story. Its great always liked Madrid and been intrigued with their love of spending money. When you get a sufficent amount will you buy big?
 
Liking this story. Its great always liked Madrid and been intrigued with their love of spending money. When you get a sufficent amount will you buy big?

Well When I Have Big Money, E.g. If I Win La Liga And Champions League, I Should Get Big Money, And I Be Looking For A Expensive Striker And Defender.
 
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Sunday 25th October 2009
MALLORCA 0 - 5 REAL MADRID

( Liga BBVA )
Welcome to the ONO Estadi, Palma de Mallorca, as the home team, Mallorca, currently in eighteenth place, host Liga BBVA toppers Real Madrid.
It took 32 minutes to get up and running for Real Madrid, as Mesut Ozil's corner, connected well with the head of Ricardo Carvalho, as the ball drove into the bottom corner. 2 minutes later, and Ozil played a neat 1-2 with Kaka to be 1-on-1 with the keeper, and he blasted the ball into the top of the net.
In the second half, Gonzalo Higuain, added a goal to the goal scorer chart, which he already leads, by placing into the bottom corner, from a Ozil throw ball.
Josep Lluis Marti, was sent off for a second bookable affence, and Real capitalised. 6 minutes after the sending off, and Kaka scored with a header from the corner of Ozil. With 7 minutes remaining, Ozil scored a second, playing a 1-2 with Esteban Granero and placed into the bottom corner.
Mesut Ozil was awarded man of the match with 2 goals and 3 assists.

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Thursday 29th October 2009
ZAMORA 0 - 3 REAL MADRID

( Spanish Cup Fourth Round Leg 1 )
Welcome to the Ruta de la Plata, Zamora, as the home team, host Liga BBVA toppers Real Madrid.
A young side played Zamora, some of the more well known youngster also featured:
Sergio Canales, Marco Verratti, Romelu Lukaku, and Yaya Sonago
Real scored just before half time, as Sergio Canales hit from 30 yards as it flew into the top corner.
After the break, Romelu Lukaku added to the score sheet with a well placed shot from 15 yards out, as Marco Verratti's through ball beat the whole defence.
With 10 minutes to go, Marco Verratti's cross towards the back post was meet by Yaya Sonago, which was headed down into the bottom corner.
Marco Verratti collected man of the match for 2 assists.

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The League Table So Far
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Player Stats In The Liga BBVA So Far
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Real Madrid’s Injury Table So Far
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Sunday 1st November 2009
REAL MADRID 3 - 0 REAL SOCIEDAD

( Liga BBVA )
Welcome to the Santiago Bernabeu, Madrid, where 1st place Real Madrid face 17th place Real Sociedad.
Real Madrid really did get off to a flyer with Gonzalo Higuain heading in from the corner of Mesut Ozil. 10 minutes later, Cristiano Ronaldo flew down the wing to please Higuain to a open net as Higuain set him himself, he keep his composer and placed in the bottom corner.
6 minutes from the break and Higuain completed his hat trick with a volley from 20 yards out as Kaka chipped a pass 15 yards away, Higuain, smashed the ball hoping for the best, and it flew into the top corner, surely one of the goals of the season.
Gonzalo Higuain collected man of the match for a great hat trick.

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Wednesday 4th November 2009
REAL MADRID 7 - 0 DINAMO

( Champions League Group Stage )
Welcome to the Santiago Bernabeu, Madrid, Real Madrid face Dinamo, the last time these two meet was at Maksimir, where Real won 8-0.
Real decided to play players who don't usually start as I play Madrid rivals on Saturday.
It only took the Bernabeu 5 minutes to rise, as Esteban Granero finished a move that he started in his own half. 16 minutes later, Andre-Pierre Gignac was brought down in the box, Pedro Leon stepped up to the pressure and smashed it into the bottom corner. 7 minutes, Leon tapped in passed the keeper as he found himself in a 1-on-1 situation, after a 30 yard chipped through ball from Fernando Gago.
At the break, Fish made 2 changes, to see how they perform, and Gonzalo Higuain came of for Gignac, and Mesut Ozil came of for Granero.
Just 5 minutes later, Leon hit from 25 yards out, but the keeper saved and pushed it to Ozil, Ozil tapped in the open net. 8 minutes later, Pedro Leon broke down Luis Ibanez stupid on the half way line and was given a straight red card, would now Dinamo take advantage of the extra man? 7 minutes later, Higuain headed in from Ozil's corner as it was unstoppable. 10 minutes from time and Higuain tapped in from 10 yards out as Gago's through ball beat everyone but Higuain. With 5 minutes remaining, Ozil's corner was attacked by the head of Ezequiel Garay and it flew into the top corner. In the last minute of added time, Lassana Diarra collected his second yellow card, and Real Madrid finished the match with 9 men.
Ezequiel Garay collected man of the match for a great goal and solid defending.

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Saturday 7th November 2009
ATLETICO MADRID 0 - 2 REAL MADRID

( Liga BBVA )
Welcome to the Vicente Calderon, Madrid, where third place Atletico Madrid face Liga BBVA toppers and city rivals Real Madrid.
Real Madrid made loads of chances and should of scored at least 3 in the first half, but in the 33rd minute, the top goal scorer of the league, Gonzalo Higuain shot from 30 yards out as it beat the keeper as he throw himself toward the ball, but was to late, the ball had that much power the keeper may as well of let it go in.
In the 76th minute Kaka, suffered a horrible hip injury which would probably leave him out for up for 2 months.
2 minutes later, with Cristiano Ronaldo angry of the injury of Kaka, and the challenger not been sent off, Ronaldo went on a mission down the left side, cutting in onto his favoured right foot and hitting the ball from 25 yards out, the keeper just watched as the ball magically flew into the far top corner.
Cristiano Ronaldo collected man of the match for a great goal and assist.

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Tuesday 10th November 2009
REAL MADRID 3 - 0 ZAMORA

( Spanish Cup Fourth Round Leg 2 )
Welcome to the Santiago Bernabeu, as the home team, host Zamora.
A young side once again played Zamora.
Marco Verratti got things started with a shot from the edge of the box as Sergio Canales set him up. 8 minutes later Lukaku threaded a through ball to Yaya Sanogo as he tapped in past the keeper.
In the first of 3 minutes added on, Canales gave Sanogo a 1-on-1 with the keeper and smashed into the top corner.
Sergio Canales collected man of the match for 2 assists.

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Saturday 21st November 2009
REAL MADRID 2 - 0 BARCELONA

( Liga BBVA )
Welcome to the Santiago Bernabeu, as first place Real Madrid face second place, Barcelona. 5 days after Kurt Fish's birthday, as Fish was looking for a good present from the boys.
In the first half, both teams came close with Gonzalo Higuain, Mesut Ozil, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Sami Khedira all coming close for Real, and David Villa, and Zlatan Ibrahimovic coming close for Barca.
It took 19 minutes in the second half for Madrid to score, with Gonzalo Higuain gifting Cristiano Ronaldo with a 1-on-1 with Victor Valdes, as Ronaldo smashed above the keepers head as it ripped top of the net. 4 minutes later, with Barca head down, Carlos Puyol tripped Higuain and gave away a penalty, but was only given a yellow card, but really should of been red, Ronaldo stepped up to the pressure and smashed to the right of Valdes sending him the wrong way.
Cristiano Ronaldo collected man of the match for 2 goals.

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Tuesday 24th November 2009
MAN UNITED 0 - 0 REAL MADRID

( Champions League Group Stage )
Welcome to Old Trafford were Premiership leaders Manchester United host Liga BBVA leaders Real Madrid. A hard game for any team travelling to Old Trafford, could Real break this?
Man United put on all the pressure in the first half as Wayne Rooney and Michael Owen both came close.
In the second half, it was a different story, Real was pushing on the pressure as Gonzalo Higuain, Cristiano Ronaldo, Mesut Ozil and Xavi Alonso all came close.
Edwin van der Sar collected man of the match for keeping Real Madrid from hitting the back of the net so many times.

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I really like how you have beaten Dinamo 7-0 I am Hajduk fan. I'll sub.
 
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