Snowdown & Aylesham C.W.F.C - Balljacker

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Terry Tibbs - Balljacker


First story I've done in 3 years first game I've bought since 14.


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So Terry Tibbs has had enough and got bored of selling dodgy ford escorts and has decided to plough his apprently legitamate money in reviving an old south Kent side Snowdown & Aylesham C.W.F.C who once squared up to the likes of Gillingham and Dover Athletic also won the Kent Senior Cup 3 times in the 1950's to see if Terry's Midas touch can stretch to on the pitch as a manager to revive this once extinct club.
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He was pointed to them by his mate as a challenge and didn't realise what he has got himself into it's a bit like trying to shift some wooden ladders all over again at the Spinney Lane Ground.
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Current Capacity: 2500 (100 Seated)
First things first to make sure that he aient spunked £35,000 on another chocolate teapot and to secure the stability and survival of the club and maybe a run in the cup to help treat his 4th wife to some breast implants.

He said in a press conference "I don't know football for f***ing S**t! I bought myself football for dummies book made a nice cup of tea next thing you know I've gone bought a club that hasn't existed since 1997 and set myself as manager"

Speaking on his selection policy he took no prisoners "I aien't signing no lads who think their billy big b***ocks I'm only interested in local talent who are not only cheaper but actually care if this club lives or dies and plan to organize a trial day as soon as possible" Signaling he will only sign players who are British and Irish Born with exception to one marquee signing saying "We need to pull the birds in and flog the shirts so we need a good looking Spaniard or whatever you want, as long as I can get some more in the ground".

Terry is keeping it fairly simple in the tactics and is planning to employ a 4-2-3-1 as thats the only formation he knows of and will vary it the further into his book he gets

I will build this up as it goes along it's just a matter of finding some decent non-league talent to fit into the National South
 
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Steady Start For Tibbs


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August Stats: P6 W2 D4 L0 F9 A6 GD+3
Position 7th
Performance of the Month: Home vs Ebbsfleet Won 2-0
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I'm not going to lie to you things are going peachy here at the moment I bought in a couple of good lads though shame one of them plays like he's there for the orange slices.

I soon binned that 4-2-3-1 which was about as defensively useful as Stevie wonder in Goal.
I have however managed to get the lads to put their bodies on the line and create some very hard spirited draws in the month in the run up to October. As soon as I got to chapter 4 of football for dummies I realised that 4-4-2 is still an decent bit of kit and got a suprise 2-0 win over billionaire Ebbsfleet as you can see below the lads are putting in a defensive and spirited shift but I lack the finishing touch. Adam Birchall who I signed when I flogged him a Saab at the start of the season is as reliable as that 200,000 mile motor an is yet to score a goal!
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Not is all bad I said at the start i'll be signing local lads with passion and I got exactly that in Stephen Hamilton-Forbes young lad whose mother in Clapham I promised a couple of games has put in a shift every game and is pretty much on the starting XI first next to my new fresh piece of Columbian home grown goal keeper, Ex-Dover Jaimez-Ruiz who I heard was available through my good mate Reggie who has a business in Columbia. Who has worked his socks off.

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On the Upside currently 7th when was predicted 13th so aien't all bad, if any of you fine players can reccomend a good cheap striker for the National South give Terry a buzz and I will reward you kindly with a full fat Ikea Leather Sofa.

For now Thank You Goodnight Much Love I'll update you at the end of September​
 
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