Here is one for Cannibal Corpse.....
[1] Are you male or female?
I *** Blood
[2] Describe yourself
Hammer Smashed Face
[3] How do you feel about yourself?
The Wretched Spawn
[4] Describe what you are thinking right now?
****** with A Knife
[5] Describe your current girlfriend?
Entrails Ripped from A Virgins **** / Necropaedofile / Addicted to vaginal skin
[6] Describe where you currently live?
Pit of Zombies
[7] If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Festering in the Crypt
[8] Your best friend is?
Stripped, Raped, Strangled / A Skull Full Of Maggots / Butchered At Birth
[9] What would you ask for if you had just one wish?
Meat Hook Sodomy / Gallery of Suicide
[10] You know that:
They Deserved To Die / I Will Kill You
[11] What's the weather like?
The Cryptic Stench
[12] If your life was a television show, what would it be called?
Unleashing the Bloodthirsty
[13] What is life to you?
Blowtorch Slaughter / Savage Butchery
[14] What is the best advice you have to give?
The Undead Will Feast
[15] If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Sanded Facelss
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