Spuddy's British Steel Challenge

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BREAKING NEWS: WHITEHAWK HIRE TIERNAN AS MANAGER

Young manager Oisin Tiernan has taken charge of Vanarama Conference South side Whitehawk. Tiernan, who has no managerial or playing experience, has replaced Steve King, who resigned after a very public affair with the club's tea lady, Doris. Speaking to The Daily Tabloid, Tiernan said he would only sign players from Great Britain.

 

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CURRENT KEY PLAYERS:
Pa Seikou Kujabi
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He's a foreigner, I know. But hey, I did say I'd only sign players from Britain.

Sergio Torres
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Same goes as above.

Sam Deering
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Our best English player by miles.

 

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TRANSFERS:
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Simon Locke:
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He'll be a backup behind John Sullivan for now. But, with 5 star potential, he won't be for long.

Danny Spiller
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Would be a good player for most League 2 sides, and will be excellent for us hopefully.

Jonathan Fortune
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Best defender at the club.

Mark Dyer
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A regen I found in the Trialists team. Definitely one for the future.

Ryan Melaugh
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With one of the best names in football, the headlines will be writing themselves. Another one for the future. Former Colchester player.

Junior Morias
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I bet you guys are thinking, 'Hey, he's Jamaican! Spuddy's cheating!', but no- Morias has English as a second nationality. Will slot straight into first team.

 

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ONE LAST NEW SIGNING (well at least for now)

Anthony Stewart
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Asked for high wages, but he's worth it for those stats.