If Palacios gets replaced in the starting XI when he's been arguably our most consistent performer this season so far, then I'll walk to Redknapp's house myself, knock on his door, hold my hand up and stare at it like the Rock used to in the WWE, then slap him around his pork-chops. To finish up, I'll stand over his body, remove my armband and then bounce off both sets of ropes before dropping my elbow into his chest. Then I'll write him a note about Palacios requiring a starting berth, place it in his shirt pocket, and walk off.