Super Striker...

[Douy]

I was playing a cup game against some crappy team with Sheffield United and thought since I was winning by quite a bit, I'd shove Paddy Kenny upfront for a giggle....

 

[Jack]

wow who where you playing? must of been really ****!

where they all tap ins or where they quite good goals?

 

[Gregor]

awwww Douy when will you learn

cheating is wong ya dong

 

[Jack]

how du u know hes cheating.. i know it sounds pretty unlikely but it could happen.

 

[Gregor]

cos he always does

 

[Jack]

Fair enuf, CHEAT

 

[Douy]

i wasn't cheating, i've changed my ways, your all just jealous of my goal scoring machine