Enrico Pucci
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My Alfa Romeo is a metaphor for my life. When it's running, it's beautiful and powerful. The purr of the engine and the roar of acceleration are exactly what a car is supposed to sound like. When I bought it, I was living the dream. Serie A players live exciting and stylish lives. I had that for a while. Unfortunately, like my life, my Alfa spends more time broken down as I cannot afford the repair bills to get it running again.
While I was still playing, I'd opened a restaurant. My financial advisor had me heavily invested in housing construction in Spain. I was making money hand over fist. Then the economy collapsed. The big Spanish development in which I was a partner stopped. Literally. It's three-quarters finished and some 2,000 apartments are still sitting there untouched. In the exact state the workers left them in when they walked away. As a result, I was over-leveraged. In other words, I'd borrowed too much at the wrong time. But I was still playing so I figured that I'd be fine. The restaurant went belly up a year later and I blew my knee out weeks after that. 2009 sucked. The doctors and everyone said I could play again, but I knew I couldn't. I was nearly a cripple before the ACL gave out. My knees were really that bad. In 2010, I had to sell my expensive apartment in the old part of Bologna to pay down some of the mounting debt. Then my wife left.
The only thing I had left was the broken down Alpha.
I'm only telling you this because I finally got a job. A real job. With prospects. I'll be able to get the Alpha running again. The nightmare might just be over. I'm looking out the window as the plane begins to descend into Sevilla. Beautiful, beautiful Sevilla. This is the second time I've flown into Spain this week. The second time into Sevilla, even. This time it's to sign the papers and become a manager.
As you can probably guess, the first time was to interview. They showed me around the stadium and the training facilities. They were all very nice. Top notch to be honest. Apparently, I impressed them.
But I'm not going to be the manager of Sevilla or Betis. No. Not me. I'm an American with Italian roots. Seriously, would either of those illustrious teams appoint an Italian (I hold dual citizenship) as boss? Let alone an American? Especially one with no international caps and no managerial experience. Well, aside from two seasons coaching the youth team for Bologna I've got no experience. I wasn't even the youth team manager, mind you, just a coach. My old club were kind enough to give me a job. It kept the vultures at bay. But barely.
I'm going to become the manager of Cadiz. Cadiz Club de Futbol S.A.D.
Cadiz is south of Seville on the coast. It's a major port. As a city, Cadiz is pretty cool. Completely surrounded by water. Everyone lives in a third of the actual city area. And it's packed like any large metropolitan city. The shipping yards and warehouses take up the rest of the waterfront. Oh, but the waterfront. It's got a heck of a beach. It's never cold. Not like northern Italy gets. It will be a lovely place to get my feet wet in management.
Like me, the club is in rather desperate straits. They've been very open about their problems. They've got a mountain of debt and nowhere near enough income. If I bring in any players, they'll be for free or on loan. I've got a limited player salary budget and we're pretty close to it. I will be able to bring in my own staff. I'm hoping some of my old friends will want to join me in the beautiful Spanish sunshine. They are hoping I can get the team promoted. The expectation is that I get the team into the play-offs. The Secundo is brutal. The top four teams make the playoffs. The winners of the first round play-off for the chance to move to the next phase. There are four Secundo leagues. The winners from each group play-off are then paired up. The winners of the two-legged tilts get promoted. The losers then play two legs and the winner of that goes up. That's six or potentially eight high-stress matches at the end of a grueling season.
The plane is at the gate now. Here I go to sign my life (or what's left of it I can borrow against) away...
While I was still playing, I'd opened a restaurant. My financial advisor had me heavily invested in housing construction in Spain. I was making money hand over fist. Then the economy collapsed. The big Spanish development in which I was a partner stopped. Literally. It's three-quarters finished and some 2,000 apartments are still sitting there untouched. In the exact state the workers left them in when they walked away. As a result, I was over-leveraged. In other words, I'd borrowed too much at the wrong time. But I was still playing so I figured that I'd be fine. The restaurant went belly up a year later and I blew my knee out weeks after that. 2009 sucked. The doctors and everyone said I could play again, but I knew I couldn't. I was nearly a cripple before the ACL gave out. My knees were really that bad. In 2010, I had to sell my expensive apartment in the old part of Bologna to pay down some of the mounting debt. Then my wife left.
The only thing I had left was the broken down Alpha.
I'm only telling you this because I finally got a job. A real job. With prospects. I'll be able to get the Alpha running again. The nightmare might just be over. I'm looking out the window as the plane begins to descend into Sevilla. Beautiful, beautiful Sevilla. This is the second time I've flown into Spain this week. The second time into Sevilla, even. This time it's to sign the papers and become a manager.
As you can probably guess, the first time was to interview. They showed me around the stadium and the training facilities. They were all very nice. Top notch to be honest. Apparently, I impressed them.
But I'm not going to be the manager of Sevilla or Betis. No. Not me. I'm an American with Italian roots. Seriously, would either of those illustrious teams appoint an Italian (I hold dual citizenship) as boss? Let alone an American? Especially one with no international caps and no managerial experience. Well, aside from two seasons coaching the youth team for Bologna I've got no experience. I wasn't even the youth team manager, mind you, just a coach. My old club were kind enough to give me a job. It kept the vultures at bay. But barely.
I'm going to become the manager of Cadiz. Cadiz Club de Futbol S.A.D.
Cadiz is south of Seville on the coast. It's a major port. As a city, Cadiz is pretty cool. Completely surrounded by water. Everyone lives in a third of the actual city area. And it's packed like any large metropolitan city. The shipping yards and warehouses take up the rest of the waterfront. Oh, but the waterfront. It's got a heck of a beach. It's never cold. Not like northern Italy gets. It will be a lovely place to get my feet wet in management.
Like me, the club is in rather desperate straits. They've been very open about their problems. They've got a mountain of debt and nowhere near enough income. If I bring in any players, they'll be for free or on loan. I've got a limited player salary budget and we're pretty close to it. I will be able to bring in my own staff. I'm hoping some of my old friends will want to join me in the beautiful Spanish sunshine. They are hoping I can get the team promoted. The expectation is that I get the team into the play-offs. The Secundo is brutal. The top four teams make the playoffs. The winners of the first round play-off for the chance to move to the next phase. There are four Secundo leagues. The winners from each group play-off are then paired up. The winners of the two-legged tilts get promoted. The losers then play two legs and the winner of that goes up. That's six or potentially eight high-stress matches at the end of a grueling season.
The plane is at the gate now. Here I go to sign my life (or what's left of it I can borrow against) away...
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