The best all around player to ever live in my option is Fat Ronaldo, that guy was so gifted, imagine if he never partied and lost track of his weight.. Ronaldo was men among boys when playing.
Current: Has to be Xavi.
Agree X4All time: Diego Maradona
Currently: Lionel Messi
Past:
GK: Peter Schmeichel
D: Beckenbeur
M: Pele
W: Maradona
S: Mueller