The Manchester United Thread

Any1 listen to talk sport this morning? Aston Villa have 8 players who haven't played in the prem before this season. Think it will be 4-1 united. Rooney, RVP (2), Valencia
 
Never know-you may get a shock result if big teams performances are anything to go by. Then you'll get to annoy people majorly lol

Mmm, perhaps. Bannan's already schooling Scholes on how to do crossfield balls and Benteke just kicked Young in the chest. This is already a good match.
 
"And Young on the b-"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well done crowd.
 
Absolute shocking half our midfield is so ***** its unreal knew as soon as saw scholes n carrick in CM we would be so slow in possesion, all we can seem to offer up is pass to scholes pass out to valencia cross in the box so predictable need that fergie hairdryer at HT and get scholes off!
 
*Waits for RVP to score a completely random hat-trick in the last 5 minutes and give United 3 points*
 
Just here to apologise for the **** reaming Benteke just gave Smalling, he should have at least used some lube. He will be very harshly reprimanded.
 
HOLY ****

Get in Andy. 2-0 is dangerous though, need to be vigilant.
 
Well blow me sideways and call me Doreen. That is all.
 
What a player he is! As I said, 2-0 is a dangerous scoreline.
 
Hernandez is doing his best Andy Weimann impression today.
 
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