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Not if it's done in the middle of the night and he was fitted with special concrete boots....
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Smuggle him in a kitbag and throw Rooney in the Thames maybe
Nah, not enough water.. Fat Roon goes in, water covers London. He's in the All New English Grand Canyon.
I think Mata been the only "good" one..
Hmm flood London no Chelsea, Spurs or Arsenal, Champions League qualification solved with the added bonus of getting rid of Rooney lol
And this is why! All Wazza for this goal! Did you see how he hit Vertonghen on purpose so it bounces in the net? He totally fooled Lloris there.
Funny thing is, it wouldn't go in if it didn't hit Vertonghen. Jesus Christ Rooney.
I think Mata been the only "good" one..
Nah, Bailly been good RB, Martial been v. good
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Judging by how fast he is now a days,I think those Concrete boots are just his normal boots...
If he scores a hattrick and United win maybe. Then again NAH!
His head is full of air, he would float on the water. Need better solution.
Hopefully his value went up a bit now for when we sell him this summer
If he floats maybe we could fit a sail to him and he can float all the way to China.
Knowing our luck, he would catch the gulf stream and made a loop around at came back at Port of Manchester.
He would have to get past Liverpool first maybe some desperate scouse team could catch him and keep him....
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Bailly our best player. Martial was class when moved to the left. Tuanzebe did a good job on Eriksen for most parts, especially as he's not a CM. Think Mou will be happy with his performance again. Was loads better after the Herrera, Mkytarian subs. 2-1 better than I was expecting. A few players today cementing there moves away in the Summer.
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I'm not too sure about this whole Romero starting in the europa league final as we have our entire season riding on that game. It's the difference between success and failure. **** that moral high ground!
Let's play it safe and start de gea. Romero has done well but he'll be an extraordinary amount of pressure
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Let's play it safe and start de gea. Romero has done well but he'll be an extraordinary amount of pressure
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