Coming into the second season of this challenge, title in hand and Champions League qualifiers upcoming, you would have thought that it would be getting easier to recruit good Scandi players to improve my team.
We’ve even got a nice little reputation bump that will surely put is in the market for some of the stars of Scandinavian football. Oh, what’s that you say? The best players from the region are already at clubs paying big wages and with huge valuations? Drat.
It also doesn’t help when the game seems to want to make this harder. William Clem from Copenhagen has oodles of potential and would slot nicely into my team. The price for me? £25m-£35m. The price for Man United? £3.5m going up to £10m. What the **** man!
Let's do the outs first, because honestly, they weren't that spectacular.
While I would have liked to have sold my players to our domestic rivals, it seems that as of yet, they don't quite have the resources to provide that opportunity right now. Keeping Saltnes around as a team leader would have been nice but he already said he wanted a new challenge, and Boro were more than happy to provide that for him. Weather's probably the same to be honest.
Amundsen, Gundersen, Elabdellaoui and Haikin all started kicking up a bit of a fuss about game time, so they all quickly got turned into a decent amount of money. The same can be said about Krafth and Salquist, who joined only last season for free and have now made me a tidy little profit. Not bad for a whole lot of dead wood.
We do have some new faces walk through the door on July 1st though, with me using up my non-EU player and my two inter-league signings as soon as possible.
The two players from within the league are both bright talents. Riisnaes becomes our second capture from Valerenga and will provide youthful cover for a whole bunch of positions. He was back on loan at his original club last year and is ready for a bit more game time upon his return. As good as he looks though, I am more excited about the arrival of Lovik from Molde. One of the better up and coming defenders in the region, he’s coming straight in to give Bjorkan some competition and eventually take his spot.
You may be asking about the non-EU player? As utterly silly as it sounds, everyone please welcome Talisca to the Arctic circle!
After being released from Al-Nassr last January, I have been keeping Talisca around on trial, just waiting for him to finally agree to a deal. I still have no idea how I’ve been able to nab him on such a small wage and that no-one else was battling me for his signature. He’s going to slot in nicely just about anywhere in our frontline and those technical attributes are bonkers.
Also, yes, Cristiano Ronaldo did also get released by Al-Nassr. And yes, I did try to get him in. But much like the haunted house on the Simpsons, he chose to end his career playing rather than come to Bodo/Glimt. Bit hard not to take that personally, but hey, we got our Brazilian so I’m happy about that.
I’ve also been keen to use my EU player allocation too, to no avail.
A lengthy pursuit of Lorenzo Lucca also came to nothing, as his club Pisa kept asking for more and more ridiculous prices. How a Serie B club can demand such is beyond me, but command it they did. The Italian eventually moved to the Bundesliga for over £25m, which was roughly about £15m more than I was willing to pay.
That was because I had a different focus for all my money. Having obviously not been satisfied with breaking the Bodo/Glimt transfer record last window, this summer saw us move the financial goalposts so far you need a map to see them.
Following a frankly ridiculous relegation last year, Eintract Frankfurt found themselves with a lot of very unhappy players. Whilst most were still out of my reaches due to huge wages, there was one that stood out above the rest.
Hugo Larsson. An elite, genuine, bonafide Scandinavian wonderkid. I had to have him.
Despite being wanted by Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and Chelsea, we went all in on Hugo. I buttered him up in the press and even asked Berg to endorse the move. If there had been a button labelled ‘Send a basket of muffins’, I would have pressed it.
After some difficult negotiations, with both club and player, all I could do was wait. We’ve all been there. You agree a deal and then at the 11th hour, in comes PSG. But as the days ticked by, I couldn’t believe it. We weren’t being gazumped! Oh what a joyous sight it was, and Hugo became our new record signing.
I’m also very happy to bring Hugo Vetlesen back to the club, only a year after leaving us for now cash-strapped Brugge. With the possibility of Champions League fixtures this season, he’ll add a nice layer of depth to our squad and will prove an able deputy for Larsson should he ever get a bit tired.
With the midfield sorted, we looked for reinforcements up front and in defence. With cash a bit tight as we get to the end of the window, it's time to put on my Zealand merch and go look for some LLLOOOOAAANNNNSSSS.
And oh boy did I find two gems.
Isak Hein comes in as a proper physical threat. He'll basically be doing both his and Kjaer's running and comes with a decent optional fee and good experience at high levels.
But he's not the best one though.
Because how the blinking heck have I managed to convince Alexander Sorloth to come here for a year?!
An absolute bargain of a loan signing (despite what the board think), I'm only paying 20% of the wages for Norway's second best centre forward. A threat in the air, on the grund and in build up, he's an absolutely brilliant player to bring in to give Berterame some great competition up front. We've even been able to get in a decent future optional fee, which if possible, I will 100% be taking advantage of.
Last stop on our list? A decent shot-stopper.
For a set of nations chock full of giant fellows with big meaty hands, it’s amazing how few good Nordic goalkeepers there are. And the ones that do stand out are worth a fortune. So while we store up all our pennies and hope that we can grab a lower price deal on one of the premier options, in comes the best short term option around.
A 34-year-old Simon Kjaer not washed up enough for you? How about a 37-year-old Kasper Schmeichel? No, you’re stuck in Euro 2020! I’m sure a jumping reach of 11 isn’t going to haunt me at all. Nope, no way that could go wrong.
One last little deal I couldn't resist after coming up on a scouting report came in the form of Gustav Christensen, a young forward from Hertha Berlin who will go back there for the season to hopefully develop nicely before joining us next year.
Overall, I’m absolutely made up with that transfer window. Yes, it was a bit more of an overhaul than I intended, but it’s given us a really great platform to build off of. Just emulating last year's levels of success isn't going to be enough with these improvements.
Let's see what gains we can make.