Ok I don't think there is one of these so I may as well be the person to post it.
Feel free to post any joke you want. Can be long or short. Don't spam please.
I'll get the ball rolling.
1)
A man and his friend are playing gold at a local course. One of the men are about to take his shot when a hearse rolls past the course. The man about to take the shot removes his cap, closes his eyes and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "that was the most thoughtful and touching things i've ever seen. You are such a kind man".
The man then replies: "Yeah,well we were married 35 years"
2)
Two men are sat at a bar at the top of the empire state building. One man turns to the other and says "did you know if you jump out of this window you will fall to the second floor then stop, and float in the window." The other man doesn't believe him so he says " watch, i'll do it first". The man walks over to the window, jumps out, then floats back in. He then comes up the elevator to the bar. He then repeats his actions to convince the man, the same thing happens.
The sceptic then goes over to the window, leaps out, and it's the floor dying instantly. "Superman your a *** when your drunk" states the bartender.
Feel free to post any joke you want. Can be long or short. Don't spam please.
I'll get the ball rolling.
1)
A man and his friend are playing gold at a local course. One of the men are about to take his shot when a hearse rolls past the course. The man about to take the shot removes his cap, closes his eyes and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "that was the most thoughtful and touching things i've ever seen. You are such a kind man".
The man then replies: "Yeah,well we were married 35 years"
2)
Two men are sat at a bar at the top of the empire state building. One man turns to the other and says "did you know if you jump out of this window you will fall to the second floor then stop, and float in the window." The other man doesn't believe him so he says " watch, i'll do it first". The man walks over to the window, jumps out, then floats back in. He then comes up the elevator to the bar. He then repeats his actions to convince the man, the same thing happens.
The sceptic then goes over to the window, leaps out, and it's the floor dying instantly. "Superman your a *** when your drunk" states the bartender.