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The other 7 sins

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This is by the same network(or webiste) www.weeklyworldnews.com who made up the bull about the french guys love for his e-momma.


THE SEVEN NOT-SO-DEADLY SINS


By MIKE FORSYTH

OMAHA, Neb. -- Everyone has heard of the Seven Deadly Sins: Envy, Sloth, Gluttony, Wrath, Pride, Envy and Greed. But the seven next-worst can also land you in hot water with the Almighty, a top Bible scholar warns.

"Although not as fatal as the Seven Deadly Sins, which lead to eternal damnation, the Seven Not-So-Deadly Sins tick off the Lord in a big way," explained the Reverend Andy Breslewood.

"Committing one guarantees you a stint in purgatory." The seven are:

1. SLOPPINESS -- "Heaven is immaculate," Rev. Breslewood pointed out. "A slob like Oscar in The Odd Couple may be cute on TV, but he won't get a warm welcome in Paradise."

2. DULLNESS -- Boring others to death by telling the same corny jokes again and again can be more excruciating than shooting them.

3. PHONINESS -- Putting on a bogus British accent when you merely vacationed in England for two weeks angers the Lord.

4. RUDENESS -- Even if the person you're talking to is only a "lowly" waitress, be polite.

5. COWARDICE -- If you're the type who stands by watching when bullies are beating up some nerd, your "goodness" is useless.

6. IGNORANCE -- "It really irks God when someone prays to Him using poor grammar," the Bible scholar says.

7. BLIND OBEDIENCE -- In some cases, being too much of a "yes" man, like Adolf Eichmann, can land you in **** forever.
 
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Homosexuality is mentioned as being wrong in the bible, and the penalty for *********** is death :)
 
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*********** ?? being a beast ?

like being the big foot is punsihable by death ?
 
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*********** is when someone has *** with an animal of some sort
 
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did i not post eeewwwwww after douy.... nvm

how can being boring be a sin !!
 
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*Post edited for fear of being "Bad reped to the n'th degree"*
 
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Craven said:
*Post edited for fear of being "Bad reped to the n'th degree"*
Guessing it was something insulting directed at Redders :D
 
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