Unemployed Uneducated and Unhappy

[lyons1985]

Quick Brief before the real fun begins !

right were to start im James average Sunday league footballer that like most boys dreamt of bigger and better things, Played a bit in the army but have always enjoyed the tactical side of things !

So about the story going to do it real world started unemployed and see what happens had to be offered a job

(i am already into my 3rd season so the first bit of this story will be how we got here )

 

[lyons1985]

well that's it ..........
finally free done my time my service .
only problem is what do i do now ??? been an infanteer in the army trained me for certain situations unfortunately for me been unemployed on civvy street certainly wasn't one of them.
What the **** have i just done to myself im nearly 30 living in my mum and dads spare box room i was only ever interested in two things the army and football !
well ive tried my hand at one why not the other.

So with the help of a few of my more well educated friends i had a CV that didn't read too bad considering.
We decided on all the lower leagues of Europe semi professional clubs looking for a fitness coach as been ex army fitness training was something i excelled at !

 

[lyons1985]

This is me
3 years on from that dumb grunt that left the army
So How did i get here well it all started with a phone call on the 10th July 2014........
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[Mundo1996]

Can you show us a screen with the attributes you started with?

 

[lyons1985]

10th July 2014
13:00ish


I rolled over to grab my phone which was vibrating like a ****-stars plaything some where in the bunk bed ,

why the **** had i not silenced my phone my head was banging from the drink id put away again last night i was in real danger of becoming a alcoholic only i couldn't afford it.

and borrowing for my already stretched parents wasn't something i was planning on doing at least for a while yet. my phone finally stopped vibrating on the side just as id grabbed the ******,

missed call from with held number one new voice mail. !

i looked quizcally at the phone who the **** would ring me on a private number never mind the fact they left me a voice mail who does that any more everybody texts, i type in the voice mail box number and rose the phone to my ear

Hello Mr Lyons

this is the chairman of BW-90 IF

i read your CV and i want too ask you for an interview for the vacant managers position

please ring me back and we will sort out the arrangements,

Not going to lie when i say i literally jumped out of my bed this wouldn't of been such a bad idea had i
A not had a hangover
and B been at my mum and dads and in the top bunk of the beds in there spare room.

WHACK !!!!!!



Head straight into the roof room spins and i vomit all over myself Classy !

**** better clean myself up before i make this call .............

 

[lyons1985]

Can you show us a screen with the attributes you started with?

hey

new to story writing so i don't know how to show you what i started with

but can tell you i started with Sunday league rep and no badges then adjusted the available points to suit my personallity

 

[1jakebrown]

F*** me start the story already XD