The ******* song, thinking of certain members in IRC
Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...
Were you born an *******?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an ******* tonight
Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're an ******* tonight
You were an ******* yesterday
You're an ******* tonight
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an ******* the rest of your life
And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night
I told her I thought you were an *******
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."
And all your friends are ********
'cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
you've got an ******* for a wife
Were you born an *******?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight