What's a good name for an Ipswich story/blog?

Thanks, I like the tractoring my way to success one :)
 
What about..

I can't read and I can't write, but I can drive a tractor..
 
what about..

I'm a success, the pitch is a success,all because i mastered the tractors
 
Ploughing my way forward...
Tractors? Ploughing? Get it? :)
 
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