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i was gunna go into details about this on my first post but cba but i will now lol well their about whats happened with paul inces wife lol

once when i was walking home from school walking down my road ince and his wife were their visiting inces mum and when i looked at their car she goes to me " what you looking at" i just laughed and carried on looking to **** her off and she goes " stop looking at me ffs" so i said " who wants to look at you you ugly ****" then i quickly ran off before paul ince came and beat the **** outta me lol now every time i see her she gives me dirty looks and says stuff lol
 
cfc12345 said:
if you produced them two world class footballers then you must be unbelievably good at football so good your not allowed to become a proffesional because it would be unfair on the others :P
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That is pretty much it.

Supposingly God isn't allowed to play mortal sports. :S
 
cfc12345 said:
i was gunna go into details about this on my first post but cba but i will now lol well their about whats happened with paul inces wife lol

once when i was walking home from school walking down my road ince and his wife were their visiting inces mum and when i looked at their car she goes to me " what you looking at" i just laughed and carried on looking to **** her off and she goes " stop looking at me ffs" so i said " who wants to look at you you ugly ****" then i quickly ran off before paul ince came and beat the **** outta me lol now every time i see her she gives me dirty looks and says stuff lol
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*****! quality mate, i once pushed/punched alan mccormack off southend united in a night club when he tried hitting on my women of the night lol
 
Newcastle legend Steve Watson is my mums cousin.:)
 
ryan_stubbs said:
*****! quality mate, i once pushed/punched alan mccormack off southend united in a night club when he tried hitting on my women of the night lol
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lol yep the ***** deserved it she gets rude to alot of people down my road for silly things like looking at her car lol and lol about you hitting this alan mccormack dont know who he is but im guessing his a footie player
 
cfc12345 said:
lol yep the ***** deserved it she gets rude to alot of people down my road for silly things like looking at her car lol and lol about you hitting this alan mccormack dont know who he is but im guessing his a footie player
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you should no who he is, played against you lot at stamford bridge in the fa cup last season when we drew 1-1 with that last minute header, he was man of the match that game lol but yeah he is a *****, i cant stand the irish **** lol
 
well Willie Miller (hibs palyer not aberdeen) lived in my street then he moved away because of divorce but his kids still live here.
Danny Blanchflower (tottenham legend) is my head teachers uncle, i go to Dunfermline high and the rectors name is Brian Blanchflower
 
ryan_stubbs said:
you should no who he is, played against you lot at stamford bridge in the fa cup last season when we drew 1-1 with that last minute header, he was man of the match that game lol but yeah he is a *****, i cant stand the irish **** lol
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stil dont know who he is but i hate him now becuase i know he scored against chelsea lol i remember the goal but didnt remember what player it was lol and im glad you punched him lol
 
Was in school with David Nugent, Sting the singer picked me up an took me back to my mum when i was about 5 coz i ran away from her at the bus stop. Had a argument with Steven Gerrard outside tesco coz i asked him how Everton were gettin on, Carragher, rick parry, duncan ferguson, i could go on abit more but cant be bothered.
 
well i dunno if this story is true but some man my dad works with told him but apparently this man my dad knows son was on a night out in west london and he saw john terry with some of his mates and this mans son went up to terry and asked for a photo and one of terrys mates said to this mans son **** off your not worthy to talk to someone like terry and then this mans son punched terrys mate in the face lol not entirely sure if its true
 
Oh yeah, my tutor at school was Sir Clive Woodwards sister.

Random.
 
I don't know if you can call them claims to fame? But I was a popular radio DJ in Dublin in the 90's.
One of my cousins is also a very famous actor.
 
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1) My uncle used to own Oxford Utd football club - the stadium still holds his name.

2) Met george burnley's daughter on a plane and played her in a game of "sh!thead" and won 3 quid of her - this was back in the early 2000s.

3)I met kieron dyer's sister outside a nightclub in ipswich - she was ripping up £50 notes and saying words to teh affect of I rule the world and the rest of you are poor.
 
The only claim to fame I have is that the pornographic video of me and Ryan Stubbs' mum is starting to get serious hits.
 
My grandad played for England U19's and Leicester City before he had to retire aged 19 due to getting gout in his foot :(
 
Erm... oh dear.

My dad played for Crawley Town Under 9's trialists.

Famous. *whistles*


Oooh, and my mum's form tutor was this author called 'Phillip Pullman'.
 
I think it was a joke, unless you are joking? :L
 
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