Sometimes when i feel lonely and want to pleasure myself i open a tab for pr0n and just keep switching between to proceed the game and once i ''Start Match'' i put it on extended and pretty slow speed so that i can work it while a game is being played, still take a peek when the camera man i pr0nz makes bad zoom-ins.
Also i sometimes don't wanna get up and make food, so i just pick my nose and live off buggers, i pee in my hamsters cage, not that he notices the difference. I don't **** since i don't eat anything else than boogers and when i occasionally ****, it's mostly water so it's a treat for the hamster.