Your disgusting FM habbits!

[thefwf]

Everyone's got one, no need to be ashamed!

Two of mine:

Being knee-deep in pizza boxes as cooking wastes FM time
******* in a bottle and emptying it out the bedroom window

 

[Max]

Lol ******* in a bottle to save time now that is what you call dedicated to FM

 

[Jean-Luc]

Giving my turds to carrier pidgeons and telling them to fly away with it to save time.

 

[ICYUNVME]

Massacring a small African village when results aren't going my way.

 

[miitchh]

Sometimes when i feel lonely and want to pleasure myself i open a tab for pr0n and just keep switching between to proceed the game and once i ''Start Match'' i put it on extended and pretty slow speed so that i can work it while a game is being played, still take a peek when the camera man i pr0nz makes bad zoom-ins.
Also i sometimes don't wanna get up and make food, so i just pick my nose and live off buggers, i pee in my hamsters cage, not that he notices the difference. I don't **** since i don't eat anything else than boogers and when i occasionally ****, it's mostly water so it's a treat for the hamster.

 

[TheRealMourinho]

Trying to convice my bladder that i am the master of it, and i can last one more game.

 

[Raikan007]

Sometimes when i feel lonely and want to pleasure myself i open a tab for pr0n and just keep switching between to proceed the game and once i ''Start Match'' i put it on extended and pretty slow speed so that i can work it while a game is being played, still take a peek when the camera man i pr0nz makes bad zoom-ins.
Also i sometimes don't wanna get up and make food, so i just pick my nose and live off buggers, i pee in my hamsters cage, not that he notices the difference. I don't **** since i don't eat anything else than boogers and when i occasionally ****, it's mostly water so it's a treat for the hamster.

dude, this made me and my work colleagues cry at the office!

 

[Kris]

I get upset and close stupid threads like these.