A Irishman In Charge Of England

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Best story ive read in ages, specially the fight over who had nailed Bridges ex the most!

Keep this going, although its hard not to burst out laughing while at work!
 
Is ugo ehiogu still playin, genuine class and has england experience. As a scotsman i wood love to see you take over as the real england manager someday :)
 
Israel vs England

Israel 3-3 England

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Bas Savage shot himself right into England fans heart with a amazing goal, Bas Savage has being one of the greatest ever strikers in England for years now and its a crime he has being overlooked till now, With this performance it be no suprise to see some of the biggest clubs in the world like Accrington Stanley trying to sign him.

Lee 'The Fighter' Bowyer finally scored a goal, The relief on his face was easy to see as he removed his jersey to show a picture of a bloodied Kieron Dyer on a t-shirt.

Robbie Fowler also added to his tally of International goals and he celebrated by pouring a dip dap on the pitch and snifing it up his nose

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Israel scored 3 goals to but Burke couldn't be bothered writing about them.

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powell and hessenthaler played well and shuld defo be in your 23 man squad but you should drop rooney he is ****
 
Shay Given said:
powell and hessenthaler played well and shuld defo be in your 23 man squad but you should drop rooney he is ****
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Do you not think Hessenthaler is to young to deal with World Cup, he hasn't being playing to long, Powell is twice the player of Ashley Cole he will defo be going.
 
this story keeps getting better and better mate keep up the good work
 
well hessenthaler has to get the experience from somewhere and if you give him a chance now at the next 3 or 4 world cups he could use that experience, i have also heard his lighting pace can cause lots of problems to the opposition
 
cfc12345 said:
this story keeps getting better and better mate keep up the good work
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Thanks Mate I can only imagine how I'll get on during the World Cup !

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Shay Given said:
well hessenthaler has to get the experience from somewhere and if you give him a chance now at the next 3 or 4 world cups he could use that experience, i have also heard his lighting pace can cause lots of problems to the opposition
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True I could use the vastly experienced Jack Rodwell who has being their and doing it all to take Hessenthaler under his wing, True he has being described as having the pace of Usain Bolt with the passing abilty of Zidane, he could prove key to me winning the World Cup
 
England World Cup Group

Group F

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Burke has gave a interview to Big Dave in his local pub about the group.

South Africa

Muck

Mexico

The country of hot & spicy food ? Well we have Bas Savage who is to 'hot' to handle and the spicy football of youngster Andy Hessenthaler

Paraguay

Your man Roque Santa Cruz is their best player, I rest my case!
 
Glad to see you took up my advise of using Bas Savage. ;)

Great story, keep it up.
 
try alan smith aswell there should be a player/ manager for kettering whos a keeper Lee Harper
 
Land-E said:
try alan smith aswell there should be a player/ manager for kettering whos a keeper Lee Harper
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I called up Alan smith is that the Newcastle midfielder ye? and ill have a look for him

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Jones1871 said:
Glad to see you took up my advise of using Bas Savage. ;)

Great story, keep it up.
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Bas Savage could guide me through to the World Cup final if his first performance is anything to go by ;)
 
I've got a Scotland story and cant use andy carrol. you shood. Just a tip for our irish bretherin(H)
 
England vs Egypt

England 2-3
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Egypt

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How England Lined Up

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Another defeat for Burke's men but at least it was against one of the best teams in the World, Wayne Rooney bagged 2 goals while the Egyptians signaled out weak link Chris Hogg who was turned inside out more times then clothes at a dry cleaners, Burke has demanded a explanation from the fan who asked for him to be picked in the squad, Rumous has it the fan was Scottish, Or even worst Former England Manager Mike Bassett, After the game Wayne Rooney was seeing celebrating scoring his 2 goals by covering himself in ketchup and mayonaise and running around the hotel lobby naked, The police were called and Wayne Rooney blamed it on the England Fans saying 'Calling the police on players of your own country, thats real support, F%&K Sake!

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Also Burke kept on all the players who had being issued instructions to only play for 45 mins as he thought it would be 'Funny'

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Have just read through this absolutely hilarious! Look out for Anthony Barness - Lewes Left Back. And good old Kevin Muscat from Melbourne Victory. Hitting 37!
 
James Beattie

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...or Darius Vassell?
 
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