Thanks everyone! Now if Windows Defender and Panda Antivirus Pro would like to give me a spare half an hour (**** you network game), I shall begin on a new update.
Revolutionary new treatment helps Wombles Starlet
AFC Wimbledon physio Michael Rayner knew that when loanee Romone Rose pulled up with hamstring damage in a match against Wrexham - he would need to heal him fast to stop the Wombles title race. And that he did with a revolutionary new technique. How, you might ask. Well it involves changing the location of pain receptors first - making sure Romone did not feel anything was crucial - then Michael rubbed the placenta from a horse onto the wound. The results were impressive with him back to match fitness after 2 weeks, despite an injury which usually lasts 3 to 4 months.
Wimbledon boss catches Swine Flu - Assistant Womble takes over!
AFC Wimbledon boss Simon Vale has caught the deadly H1N1 virus and is to temporarily leave his job until he is well enough to continue. He is expected to be back with his players on the 16th September - missing 2 important games against Luton and Mansfield.
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He's back and he is wombling around for a new signing.
Simon Vale has returned to AFC Wimbledon as planned on the 16th September. His assistant took care of things while he was away, and he did poorly results wise, while their performance didn't merit two defeats, they certainly need work. Simon admits that - he's looking for another centre back.