Coppa Italia: Bologna FC 1909 v. Santarcangelo Calcio 1926
View attachment 324252Saturday, 16 August 2014
Santarcangelo beat Bassano on penalties to reach the Second Round of Coppa Italia. On paper, Santarcangelo should be pretty easy. They just got themselves promoted to Serie C, Group B from Serie D a few seasons ago.
Chief Scout Tomasso Fini reports that they play a narrow 442 Diamond so I tell my players to exploit the flanks. I also tell them that I expect a win.
The main stands are pretty empty and the Curva Bulgarelli is only half full. I guess Coppa Italia isn't a big draw when you play a minnow.
The prepubescent boy they sent out to ref the match, Fabrizio Pasqua, decides he needs to stamp his authority on the match immediately. In the 3rd minute, Franco Zuculini is surrounded by opponents two of whom have hold of his jersey while the third tries to get the ball. Zuculini flails one arm trying to get free of one opponent's grasp, hits one of the shirt-tuggers on the side of the head and gets carded.
I'm up off the bench remonstrating with the ref and pleading for an explanation from the fourth official.
Eventually, I sit down because the match is so dull. Despite my instructions, we attempt to play through the middle where they've massed 5 players.
In the 36th minute, Matthias Lepiller gets his legs swept out from under him and the ref doesn't think it's a foul. Matthias is hurt and I send on my teenager Luca Camorani.
Just before halftime, Diego Perez gets booked for a tackle in which he got the ball first.
Their keeper, Michele Nardi, is playing great. He's charged out and nabbed the few crosses we sent in with authority and made two great saves on the only two chances we had.
My captain and left back Archimede Morleo gets booked at the hour mark. It was deserved.
Then in the 70th minute, Zuculini gets sent off for a second yellow. Yet again, not a bookable offense. Perez and Zuculini were tag-teaming the Santarcangelo midfielder trying to win the ball. Guy realizes he's about to lose the ball so he falls over. Yellow card, my @$$. Nonetheless, our prepubescent ref has been calling everything remotely close to a foul.
I switch to a 441, send on Michele Pazienza in place of Nacho Huertes and hope to hit them on the counter.
In the 76th minute, Camorani breaks up the right and gets pole axed by the Santarcangelo defender. No foul. Another Santarcangelo player puts the ball out. Physio Luca Ghelli sprints onto the pitch and administers The Magic Sponge and Freezy Spray.
"He stopped a great counter attack with a cynical foul which, last time I checked my FIFA rule book, is a bookable offense and, yet, your esteemed colleague fails to even call for the foul?" I ask the fourth official. We're at the point in the match where he's stopped even bothering to interact with me.
As the bore draw limps towards extra time, Captain PrePube sees fit to book my central defender Federico Barba and Pazienza. It's getting ridiculous.
I replace Camorani as he's hobbling with Karim Laribi. Their right back has taken out two of my players so far. I tell Laribi to take a couple pounds of flesh out of him as I send him on.
Instead, Capt. Prepube fails to notice several Santarcangelo fouls then books Barba in the 96th minute. Now I'm down to nine men. I switch to a 431. There's no plan now. Just make sure we don't concede.
We don't and it's penalty time.
The players all gather inside the center circle. The Rossoblu link arms over shoulders in solidarity.
The first Santarcangelo player blazes wide. 0-0
View attachment 324251Daniele Cacia lasers his shot into the low corner. 1-0
My keeper Dejan Stojanovic read the Santarcangelo player and easily blocked the shot. 1-0
Captain Morleo steps up and blazes his shot high and hard into the upper left corner. 2-0
The next Santarcangelo converts, sending Stojanovic the wrong way. 2-1
Diego Perez sends the Santarcangelo keeper the wrong way. 3-1
The Santarcangelo player must score and does. 3-2
Karim Laribi carefully places the ball for his spot kick and everyone holds their breathe. He can end the misery.
And does. We win 4-2 on penalties.