The small, working-class, kind of chavvy town of Barnsley is gobsmacked. I'm gobsmacked. The scenes from the 1-0 win over Chelsea in 2008 are being repeated; spotty oiks are invading the pitch - this time at Wembley!
April and May 2012 have been the finest months in Barnsley's history, with promotion secured (with a 'C', not a 'P') and a complete fluke of an FA Cup run, tearing Premier League opposition apart. I knew I was going to win when I put ten past Nottingham Forest. No, I didn't cheat - I refuse to pay for that in-game editor. Three Notts Forest defenders picked up pretty bad knocks, and the manager decided to leave them on the field. Result: Haynes got 5, the highest tally in Championship history.
Plus, I've finally settled on a winning tactic!
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As you can see, they actually bet us on possession. Hmm... I'll have to work on that.
After the heroics against Everton, the Reds were gifted a semi-final tie at Wembley against the famous Manchester United. Could the Tykes pull this off?
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Of course they could. We were 2-1 down for a while, but late goals by Shaun Batt and Danny Haynes booked Barnsley another trip to Wembley... for an FA Cup final! The performance against Man Utd was simply stunning. We defended brilliantly, and snatched all three of our goals on the break. I
knew pace was better than skill on the wing.
**Que sera, sera - Whatever will be, will be - we're going to Wem-ber-lee (again), que sera, seraaa**
Between here and the FA Cup final, however, there was a promotion to chase. Here are some of our results from this period:
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A win against rivals Leeds shot morale through the roof, and this continued to do leaps and bounds for Barnsley, with the lads putting 5 and 4 past Brighton and Ipswich respectively. That 10-1 win vs Notts Forest was between these matches.
It all came down to the final day of the npower Championship season. If Burnley and Leicester both drew or lost, the Reds would only need a point at home to Portsmouth to secure the trophy. Burnely and Leicesters results were irrelevant, however, as Barnsley FC coasted 1-0 past Portsmouth - winning the npower Championship for the first time.
Here's the final table:
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With the league behind us and with a Premiership season to look forward to, everyone's morale was superb. The same couldn't be said for West Brom, who had only just survived up in the Prem. Their morale was all between 'okay', and 'abysmal'. Graham Dorrans of West Brom earned himself an early bath on 47 minutes for a horror tackle on Jacob Butterfield, giving Barnsley a true shot at FA Cup glory.
Haynes is through by 5 yards! Only the keeper to beat, he goes 'round him! He... skied it....
Haynes is through again! Surely he'll beat the keeper this time! WHAT THE ****!? HE'S PASSED IT BACK TO ETUHU. Etuhu tries a long shot. JSHFHMSJSDBFLDSJBGLDSJFBKJDBHGKSHBGVDSHB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-0 to championship side Barnsley in the FA Cup final at Wembley!
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**Que sera, sera - Whatever will be, will be - we kicked *** at Wem-ber-lee, que sera, seraaa**
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European glory? Who knows. That'll be all for the 11-12 season, please comment and tell me how awesome I did in the cup