7th July 2009
Woke up this morning thinking "Football Managment sounds like my cup of tea". Went downstairs to have my breakfast wich my wife had prepared for me.
"Thanks Donna, smells great!"
"Your welcome darling" she replied. "By the way, I have some stomach pains, so take it easy on me today ok?"
"Ok, darling"
Switched on the TV and went to Sky Sports news. I am a big Leyton Orient fan and was shocked to see that Geraint Williams had been sacked. Tears came into my eye but I then thought "OPPURTUNITY!!". I immediately drank my tea, burning my tongue a little, and grabbed the phone.
"Hello, Leyton Orient Football Club, how may I help you?" the secretary asked.
"Hi, I am Chris Williams and wish to apply for the vacant manager's job." I replied.
"Ok, Mr Williams I will make the appointment. Does 10.30 sound good?"
"Yes that's fine thanks."
I arrived at the stadium at 10.15 giving me a bit of time to relax and see who else is looking for this job. Not to my shock only a couple of people showed up. One of them I recognised, Russell Slade. He had been rumoured to be interested in the job before Geraint's sacking. The other I had no idea about.
The secretary showed Russell in. 10-15 minutes later he came out and had a smile on his face. I then thought to myself " Oh my God! What if he doesnt like me?!" and had a sudden nervousness about me.
I was ushered in by the secretary and the chairman looked, in my mind, exhausted. I sta down on the comfy, black leather chair and the chairman introduced himself.
"Hi, I am Barry Hearn. Welcome to Leyton Orient football club."
"Thank you, Mr.Hearn. I'm Chris Williams". I replied, shaking his hand. "I am a very big fan of this club and believe I have the potential to bring this club up the football ladder."
"Interesting." Hearn replied. "Do you have any managment experince?"
"Well, I manage my local sunday league team if that counts." He didnt look impressed. "We won our league last year under my management by a resounding margin." I slid a paper with the league table printed on it over the table. He took a look.
"Hmm... interesting. I shall consider your application and will get back to you within the next 24 hours. Goodbye." I picked up my things and left.
On my way home I started thinking "Well, that went well. I could have a shot but Russell has much more experience then me so he'll probably get it."
I got home and rested on the couch. No one else was home so I made myself some lunch.
Few hours later my wife got home. "How'd the interview go sweetie?"
"Alright. I told their chairman about my sunday league team and he seemed impressed. But I wont be expecting the job."
"Well, I am happy that it went well and I will be hoping on your behalf you get the job."
Half an hour passed. The phone rang so I immediately picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Hi is that Chris?"
"Yes."
"Hi! It's Charlie here could I speak to Donna?"
"Yeah, sure." I gave the phone to Donna.
I switched on the laptop. Went to the BBC Sport page and at the top it read "Breaking News! Leyton Orient appoint unknown manager Chris Williams as manager.
The phone rang a couple of minutes later. I knew who it was.
"Hello, Chris?"
"Yes?"
"Its your new boss. Hello gaffer."
"Thank you so much Barry! See you tommorow for the press conference!"
I was so happy. I ran upstairs instantly."Donna! I have great news! Your looking at the new manager of Leyton Orient Football Club!"
She screamed. "Well done! But I have some bigger news!"
"What could be bigger than this?!"
"I'm Pregnant."
I almost fainted. "Thats great honey!"
Woke up this morning thinking "Football Managment sounds like my cup of tea". Went downstairs to have my breakfast wich my wife had prepared for me.
"Thanks Donna, smells great!"
"Your welcome darling" she replied. "By the way, I have some stomach pains, so take it easy on me today ok?"
"Ok, darling"
Switched on the TV and went to Sky Sports news. I am a big Leyton Orient fan and was shocked to see that Geraint Williams had been sacked. Tears came into my eye but I then thought "OPPURTUNITY!!". I immediately drank my tea, burning my tongue a little, and grabbed the phone.
"Hello, Leyton Orient Football Club, how may I help you?" the secretary asked.
"Hi, I am Chris Williams and wish to apply for the vacant manager's job." I replied.
"Ok, Mr Williams I will make the appointment. Does 10.30 sound good?"
"Yes that's fine thanks."
I arrived at the stadium at 10.15 giving me a bit of time to relax and see who else is looking for this job. Not to my shock only a couple of people showed up. One of them I recognised, Russell Slade. He had been rumoured to be interested in the job before Geraint's sacking. The other I had no idea about.
The secretary showed Russell in. 10-15 minutes later he came out and had a smile on his face. I then thought to myself " Oh my God! What if he doesnt like me?!" and had a sudden nervousness about me.
I was ushered in by the secretary and the chairman looked, in my mind, exhausted. I sta down on the comfy, black leather chair and the chairman introduced himself.
"Hi, I am Barry Hearn. Welcome to Leyton Orient football club."
"Thank you, Mr.Hearn. I'm Chris Williams". I replied, shaking his hand. "I am a very big fan of this club and believe I have the potential to bring this club up the football ladder."
"Interesting." Hearn replied. "Do you have any managment experince?"
"Well, I manage my local sunday league team if that counts." He didnt look impressed. "We won our league last year under my management by a resounding margin." I slid a paper with the league table printed on it over the table. He took a look.
"Hmm... interesting. I shall consider your application and will get back to you within the next 24 hours. Goodbye." I picked up my things and left.
On my way home I started thinking "Well, that went well. I could have a shot but Russell has much more experience then me so he'll probably get it."
I got home and rested on the couch. No one else was home so I made myself some lunch.
Few hours later my wife got home. "How'd the interview go sweetie?"
"Alright. I told their chairman about my sunday league team and he seemed impressed. But I wont be expecting the job."
"Well, I am happy that it went well and I will be hoping on your behalf you get the job."
Half an hour passed. The phone rang so I immediately picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Hi is that Chris?"
"Yes."
"Hi! It's Charlie here could I speak to Donna?"
"Yeah, sure." I gave the phone to Donna.
I switched on the laptop. Went to the BBC Sport page and at the top it read "Breaking News! Leyton Orient appoint unknown manager Chris Williams as manager.
The phone rang a couple of minutes later. I knew who it was.
"Hello, Chris?"
"Yes?"
"Its your new boss. Hello gaffer."
"Thank you so much Barry! See you tommorow for the press conference!"
I was so happy. I ran upstairs instantly."Donna! I have great news! Your looking at the new manager of Leyton Orient Football Club!"
She screamed. "Well done! But I have some bigger news!"
"What could be bigger than this?!"
"I'm Pregnant."
I almost fainted. "Thats great honey!"
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