Tomorrow ...
First time you heard/saw your parents bonking?
Stuart LittleIcant remember exactly what age I was but think it was areound 7 plus I was youngest in my class. It was to New Lanark. Or is it Old Lanark. Anyway the place where the modern school system was formed.
First film you saw in the pictures.
I realised it years ago however women haven't realised it yet.
First time you started buying your own clothes and not your mother?
When I got my 1st job at 16.
First game YOU bought?
11/12 I think, while ago.I haven't, I'm a sly little ******.
First time you actually did have a wank?
11/12 I think, while ago.
First time you thought, what's the creaking noise in Mum & Dad's room at night?
When I was 6 in a pub with some girl who was like 9 I think xDI didn't, they separated before I developed ears.
First time you kissed a member of the opposite *** (Properly, no granny kisses people)