3/9/11
Steel & Sons Cup 3rd Round
Chimney Corner 0 - P.S.N.I. 2
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Not quite sure how we lost this one. Wasn't paying attention.

6/9/11
Co. Antrim Shield Qtr. Final
Carrick 3 - Chimney Corner 1
Gray
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Some load of ****. And the chairman still won't let me do press conferences. Had to vent my fury on a blow-up doll.

14/9/11
Championship 2
Ballyclare 5 - Chimney Corner 3
McGroggan (2), O.G
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It really ****** me off when my players fail to live up to the high standards I set as manager.

17/9/11
League Cup 2nd Round
Distillery 5 - Chimney Corner 1
Gibson
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Haven't gotten a win bonus in ******* ages, which means I haven't had a **** in ******* ages. I made sure the players knew the consequences of their poor performances.


21/9/11
Championship 2
Chimney Corner 2 - Queens University 1
Gibson, Stevens
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Managed to beat a team of hungover 19 year olds. Which means I get the all-important win bonus. Which means Kandi gets a visit tonight.

25/9/11
Championship 2
Coagh Utd 5 - Chimney Corner 0
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I'm totally disgusted. This performance is not a fair reflection on my managerial abiltity. These ***** are making me look bad.






 
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30/9/11

I'm thinking about growing a goatee to make myself look more managerial. Or would I just look like a ****?

Trent.

 
1/10/11
Championship 2
Chimney Corner 2 - Armagh 0
O.G, Swann
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A goatee inspired victory.

8/10/11
Championship 2
Annagh Utd 2 - Chimney Corner 3
Stevens, Stewart, Gray
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Opted for 'the Gattuso' today, to great effect.


15/10/11

Championship 2
Wakehurst 1 - Chimney Corner 1
Stevens
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Chinstrap was ineffective.

26/10/11
Championship 2
Chimney Corner 2 - Portstewart 0
Carson, Gibson
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Back to the goatee, normal service resumed.

29/10/11
Intermediate Cup 1st Round
Chimney Corner 3 - Portadown Reserves 1
Swann, Gibson, McGroggan
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An excellent win over over the children of the Portadown first team, a particular highlight being Aidan Swann's classy finish past Richard Lecky's 12-year-old daughter.


 
Awwwwhhh man you have me in stitches! Fantastic!
 
5/11/11
Championship 2
Killymoon 1 - Chimney Corner 0
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C'est la vie.

12/11/11
Championship 2
Chimney Corner 2 - Lurgan Celtic 0
Stevens, Todd
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We beat Lurgan Celtic! **** yeah!

16/11/11
Championship 2
P.S.N.I. 1 - Chimney Corner 1
Stevens
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Managed a draw with the pig bastards, even after their right-back arrested four of our players for 'disorderly conduct' while on patrol last night. **** THE PO-LICE.

19/11/11
Intermediate Cup 2nd Round
Ballyclare 2 - Chimney Corner 1
Gray
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Out of some cup or other. Who cares?

26/11/11
Irish Cup 2nd Round
Seapatrick 1 - Chimney Corner 1
Stevens

Chimney Corner win on penalties.
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We won a cup game! Yay!


 
wat happened to trent steele the fugly ****??
was havin a good aul laugh there....
 

Anyway, I had my first press conference today. I think it went pretty well, considering I didn't even know the name of the team. I smoked a J beforehand, which really helped relax me. Mr. Jackson called me an 'unbelievable fucktard', which I can only take as a compliment. Tomorrow I start training the team and ****. Between you and me, I don't have a clue what I'm doing, but they're giving me £75 a week so I'll keep the job as long as I can.


Trent.




funniest thing i have seen all day, brilliant.
 
3/12/11
Championship 2
Chimney Corner 3 - Ballymoney Utd 0
Gibson, Tweedie (2)
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Excellent result! I got 9 million on Temple Run!

10/12/11
Irish Cup 3rd Round
Chimney Corner 0 - Bangor 2
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Went for a wank with 5 minutes left and came back to find out we somehow managed to lose. WTF?! The players' professionalism leaves a lot to be desired.

14/12/11
Championsip 2
Dundela 1 - Chimney Corner 4
Swann, Murray (2), Murdough
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I felt a change was needed, so I specifically told the lads to win the game. A bit of a masterstroke on my part, I must say.

17/12/11
Championship 2
Chimney Corner 1 - Moyola Park 1
Murray
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All part of the Master Plan.



 
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Jules - Football Correspondant



As we enter the mid-season break, Chimney Corner sit in third position in the Championship 2, despite being strongly tipped for relegation before the season began. Could this meteoric rise owe itself to the influence of ****-ugly manager Trent Steele? No, probably not, but whatever the reason, the Corner must now be considered contenders for what would be a historic promtion.


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Despite looking like an inbred Harry Potter, there is no doubting Trent Steele's managerial, ehm, ability.
 
1/3/12

As a top manager, I feel it's time I stamped my authority on the team's tactics. It is loosely based on Barcelona's philosophy, but I have made several improvements.
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As you can see, by sacrificing a goalkeeper, I can put an extra body in midfield, which of course means more posession. And as we will have so much posession, we will only need two defenders. The sixth midfielder will lead to complete domination of posession, and the third striker will add at least 33% more goals. I rang Barcelona to get Pep's opinion on my tactic. I didn't reach him, but the woman on the phone called me an 'idiota', which loosely translates as 'master tactician'.

Trent.
 
Hahaha quality update.

On another note.. how did the mocks go for ya? I had mine aswell, torture of a week!
 
Keep it going mate, awesome story :D One of the funniest things I've seen for a while XD
 
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