Hughes Dies!
Retired footballer and Hibs manager John Hughes has died at the age of 46. Hughes was taking a bath last night while his wife made dinner, she walked upstairs to find him lying there in the bath with a rubber duck wrapped in barbed wire. The police say the death is so far unexpected and they have no clue what has happened.
Hibs ground fills its capacity to pay tribute to John.
Songs of praise for him and flowers were bought.
The chairman said a few words about the man and announced a big decision which didn't go down too well with the fans ... He named a new manager.
'Ladies and Gentlemen, its been a hard week, but we have to move on, John was a great man, but I have replaced him with (CROWS GASPS) ... Kieran Fox!
(CROWS SINGS) Who the f*cking **** are you, who the ******* **** are you?
Fox takes his place on the mic and shouts back ' Hello, I'm F*CKING Kieran Fox and I'm your new manager! I am John Hughes son. (CROWD GASPS AND CHEERS) I am his long lost son, I took my mothers maiden name and I didn't ever think I would find him, but I did and have been working behind the scenes for this club for many years. My dads death has hit me and this club very hard, but when the manager came to me and said he thought the club and players would react well to this and respect me, I took his offer up and am taking my coaching badges, Soooooo ... What do you all think?'
(CROWD SINGS) Theres only one Johnny Hughes, One Johnny Hughes.
His son came out of the Blue
KIERAN FOX, KIERAN FOX, KIERAN FOX
'Thank you'
Here my story begins ...