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Just Listening to Lil Wayne 6'7" and heard a few funny punch lines and was wondering what’s the funniest you’ve have heard?

Lil Wayne 6'7" punch lines

You full of sh-t, you close your mouth and let yo *** talk

Life is the *****, and death is her sister
Sleep is the cousin, what a f-ckin’ family picture
I think you stand under me if you don’t understand me

Talking to myself because I am my own consultant
Married to the money, f-ck the world, that’s adultery
Mind so sharp, I f-ck around and cut my head off

 
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Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the **** is Kanye when you need him?
****** the mic from him, ***** I'mma let you finish in a minute
Yeah the rap is tight
But I'm ******* with the greatest verse of all time

- Eminem - No love -- Genius take on the Kanye-Taylor Swift fiasco

However you prefer to do and goes for Nick too, ******
You think Im scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one,

- Eminem - The Warning - Ripping Nick Cannon

I'd be hear all day digging up Eminem's funniest/best lines though, he's one of the best in the business for it.
 
Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night
then they blew up his house too

- Atlantic City, Bruce Springsteen
 
Lines from Tinie Tempah's Pass Out song-

"I've been to Southampton but never been to Scunthorpe" and "Now I drive pass the bus I used to run for"

(H)
 
Pretty much the whole song by Tenacious D : F**K her softly

(spoken: this is a song for the ladies, but its to the guys.)
you don't always have to **** her hard.
in fact sometimes,
that's not right-to do.
sometimes you got to make some love,
and ******* give her some smooches too.
sometimes you gotta squeeze
sometimes you gotta say please.
sometimes you gotta say hey,

i'm gonna **** you... softly,
i'm gonna screw you gently,
i'm gonna hump you... sweetly,
i'm gonna ball you discreetly.

and then you say hey i brought you flowers,
and then you say, wait a mintue sally,
i think i got something in my teeth,
could you get it out for me??
That's ******* teamwork!
what's your favorite posish?...
that's cool with me,
it's not my favorite but i'll do it for you.
what's your favorite dish?
i'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from zanzibar!

and then i'm going love you completely,
and then i'll ******* **** you discreetly
and then i'll ******* bone you completly,
but then i'm gonna **** you hard.
Hard...
 
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word,So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the ****.


I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color,
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother,
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy,
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their *******?
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee,
You know what I really want in a girl? Me,
 
Oh hey, didn't see ya there
Guess what I just did?
Had ***, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing

I Just had *** - The Lonely Island (feat. Akon)
Tbh all that song is just awesome as well as there others. **** in a box, I'm on a boat etc.
 
He 'gonna make you his *** slave, you're 'gonna gargle mayonnaise!
No...
Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
Dude, we've been through so much ****...
Deactivate the lasers with my ****!

Tenacious D - Beelzeboss
 
DMF said:
He 'gonna make you his *** slave, you're 'gonna gargle mayonnaise!
No...
Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
Dude, we've been through so much ****...
Deactivate the lasers with my ****!

Tenacious D - Beelzeboss
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C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down!
I hear you Jaybles now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then take you to brown town
Now we've got to blow this ****** down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!

Love that song <3
 
Afroman colt45

met this women in hollywood
had green hair but **** she look good
took her to my house cause she was fine
but she whopped out a **** that was bigger then mine XD
 
a-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD
 
Rape me, rape me my friend, rape me, rape me again
I'm not the only one x4
Rape me, do it and do it again, waste me, rape me again

Nirvana, rape me
 
Fothermucker said:
Rape me, rape me my friend, rape me, rape me again
I'm not the only one x4
Rape me, do it and do it again, waste me, rape me again

Nirvana, rape me
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Wouldn't really class that as funny.
 
The smiths, funny cos its ****.

"I was looking for a job"
"Then i found a job"
 
F*ck your honda civic
cos i've a horse outside
F*ck your Subaru
cos i've a horse outside
F*ck your mitsubishi
cos i've a horse outside
If your looking for a ride i've a horse outside

also from the same song.
As i close the door, I turn to her and say
Will you be my girl
She says I will of course
If ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse

RubberBandits-Horse outside
 
Lil Wayne – Gonorrhoea

Yeah you boys is washed up
and I’m sh-ttin on em like two girls and one cup

yeah we in this b-tch like tampon’s

[Drake]
I aaaaaam, spending much more than I’m making on these cars and these vacations is that too much information?
I just bought a Lamborghini, I’m not even into racing

I be with the dread with the tattoo’s on his head
and a flag the colour red like a f-cking low battery

I be with your baby momma, you be with your child at home
 
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