Funniest line in a song

Standing at the counter of the 7-11
From a quarter past six to a quarter to seven
The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me
Hey man i just want some muesli!

Inner City Pressure - Flight of the Conchords
 
Brian 95 said:
F*ck your honda civic
cos i've a horse outside
F*ck your Subaru
cos i've a horse outside
F*ck your mitsubishi
cos i've a horse outside
If your looking for a ride i've a horse outside

also from the same song.
As i close the door, I turn to her and say
Will you be my girl
She says I will of course
If ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse

RubberBandits-Horse outside
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Beat me to it :[
Beast of a song.
 
D12 – Pimp like Me

[Kon Artis]
I don't pay for ***, you pump my gas
You get slapped when we're short of cash
I get whiplash when I hit the gas
And I holla out the window of the hatch
Where's my scratch? *****, that's, it
Suck it stroke it make me rich
As a token of my appreciation it's
another client for you to hit
I don't give a **** if you gotta go home to the kids
You shoulda picked another occupation trick
Now you're stuck with me, **** with me
and I'ma slap you up in this truck
You must be out your mind or somethin
Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin
Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin
You don't work? You make nothin
I'm just another case of a lazy husband
 
the flight of the conchords songs are all pretty funny...otherwise, my favourite is "got so many clothes I keep some in my aunts house" from Pass Out. i makes me lol cos its stupid. Who keeps unwanted clothes at their aunts?
 
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his ****-**** when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ***
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his ***** went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females ****?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

Eminem- Rain Man

Not a line know but a pretty funny verse.
 
I hit the Jamaican spot, at the bar, take a seat
I ordered you jerk, she said “you are what you eat”

Kanye West - Devil in a new dress
 
"what came first the chicken or the ********"
Arctic Monkies (can't remember what song off top of my head)
 
The Rubberbandits - Horse Outside

i said **** you're honda civic
i've a horse outside
**** you're subaru
i have a horse outside
and **** you're mitsubishi
i've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride
i've a horse outside

Irelands attempt to stop xfactor from getting no.1 this year

Edit: Didn't notice it was already posted apologies
 
"Go on then, just this once, use my arsehole as a ****"

XD
 
both by Drake:

So Far Gone
I sent ya girl a message said I'll see you when I can
She sent me one back
But I ain't never read it
Cause *****'s only ***** and I get it when I need it

Say Whats Real
Cause I just see my ex girl, standing with my next girl, standing with the girl that I'm ******* right now
 
Nate Dogg

I want a ***** that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can but she won't say no
Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be
Tonight I want a ****, will you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

Eminem

Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a ****, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind

​
 
The doctor said I had bloodclots...but I ain't Jamaican man!

Kanye West - Through the wire
 
GodCubed said:
Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night
then they blew up his house too

- Atlantic City, Bruce Springsteen
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In case you dont know, the Chicken Man there, is reference to an Italian-American Mobster, Phillip Testa, who got blown up.

My personal favorite is Bobby Brown Goes Down, by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention. The whole song is a frigging laugh

Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a good job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I ****** this **** by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the ****
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i don't know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell Im a ****
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my **** till it makes me scream
An I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down, etc.
 
Show me your genitals, your genitals

Show me your genitals, your GENATILIA!
 
Halbard said:
In case you dont know, the Chicken Man there, is reference to an Italian-American Mobster, Phillip Testa, who got blown up.

My personal favorite is Bobby Brown Goes Down, by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention. The whole song is a frigging laugh

Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a good job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I ****** this **** by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the ****
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i don't know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell Im a ****
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my **** till it makes me scream
An I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down, etc.
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The title is the funniest LINE of a song.

Not the ENTIRE SONG.
 
CJ said:
The title is the funniest LINE of a song.

Not the ENTIRE SONG.
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The ENTIRE song is a ****** laugh, I think that in the interest of comedy, my actions are justified.
 
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