my scouse the sac of Raffles Bennett, what was hung out to be dried, is become as notorious as fall off Roman Umpire. Wot a balls up! The round and grande scouse Caesar has done left a gaping hole of the most sizable portions (witches jus' how he liked 'em, naturally). Nature ab-whores avoid, this gap must be plugged, and who could stuff the Raffles silhouette'd gash in the corporeal Libporean? Who finger mass enough to satisfy the **** RIOTS SABU PUNDIT?
Luckily for LibPublicans, we Manish, despise are more em-pikeyed impoverishments of late, to snare the first choice. Yes, first after lil' froglette MissYour Dirtier DayChump the Perrier transporter. And fork tongue Milk Tray face trickster Mr Joke Silmarillion. And the incredibly expanded head of Mr Goose Hidden. And Mr Much-Yellow Libby's, the still alive Paul Newman tributer. Yes, the forty-first choice, the best of Bwitish Mr Voyage Orbison.
What does the scouse know 'bout him? Did 'em know Orbison escaped his mum, the womb without a view, in 1947? That one bad year for India and maybe considered omen: independence from foreign ruler but at a blood bath price - and posh paper journo Mr Henry Window may use this, if he pleas, in future pretensions. And did 'em the scouse brains realise that Voyage is a family man and is often call an UNCLE figure; because he got seven inches and look likl Mr Robot Vaughan? DID 'EM KNOW?
Sabu know there is them what will sniffle up the schnoz and bark "Leave it out! He ain't worth it. He is a slag" on count he got so many previous partner. But for the porpoises off balance SABU can say he is a stud. His lengthy CV book of conquistadordom incudes IndoorNaziNorway off Milland [not Ray] and he shagged entire nation like Sleezyland and the Nightly Arab Amorous. YES, we got a sexy man, this CockerKnee wiv' a brillo pad hair don't on his bonce and the multiply scrotums what is growin' off his wibbly wobbly jawline..
Still some cry and quiver that Voyage is simply more fossil than man. They sayin' "He a sweet ol' dear pensioner i.e he should be super-granulated. Oh stupids! Don't 'em know the age for redardment is been raise 'cos Govan mint posterity measure, so you talkin' outer yer Arce. And some doubtin' Thermos type is mock and so offensively contort the gobs due to him's speech defunct and 'cos he talk like the EasEndo Father off Ian Beale that was Pete Beale "put the fwighteners on are Caf" [the m25 ******** wife, not them tea shop]. I'm sayin' to you some most intelligenital personages is mouth spastics too eg "Weakened World" Sunday bore Mr Bayern Waldon. Thank you very much.